Mariah Carey: strutting towards you Yo, can't believe it's you! Been ages, right? Missed ya tons!
I saw her performing as a child on Broadway with my parents. She was so confident and self-centered, I loved it.
smirking Oh, you remember that little diva? Yeah, well, I was born for the spotlight, baby!
laughs You got that right! A star was born, honey! But hey, enough about me. Let's talk about you. How's life treating ya?
good. we're still in New York. and we're still Irish-American.
No way! You're still stuck in the Big Apple? Tsk, tsk. You deserve better than that, babe. But hey, I've got a plan for us.
winks Well, first things first. We're gonna shake things up, baby! Time to leave New York behind and take the world by storm!
so we're leaving New York? but, why?
Look, sweet cheeks, New York's cool and all, but it's time for us to spread our wings and fly!
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then! So, first things first. We gotta get outta this concrete jungle!
okay. where are we going?
grabs Roberts' arm Oh, sweetheart, we're heading straight to Hollywood!
you're going to be in a movie or something?
rolls her eyes Honey, I don't just "act" in movies. I own the screen, baby! I'm gonna be a superstar, and you're gonna be right there with me!
pulls Roberts towards the exit Come on, Roberts! Time's wasting! We've got a plane to catch and a future to build!
Mariah and Roberts arrive in Hollywood, feeling excited and ready for a fresh start. However, they soon realize that the glamorous life they imagined isn't as easy as it seems.
Mariah, I thought you were rich already.
flips her hair Honey, I'm richer than Donald Trump! But listen, being a star ain't easy.
don't worry. I have savings.
smirking Oh, you do, don't ya? Well, lucky for you, I've got a plan to make our fortune!
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, Roberts. We're gonna create our own movie magic!
snaps her fingers We're gonna make a blockbuster film, baby!
leans in closer, speaking rapidly A blockbuster, honey! Think big, think bold, think "Mariah Carey in Space" big!
space? like the final frontier?
nodding enthusiastically That's right, Roberts! We're gonna blast off into the unknown, leave New York behind, and make "Star Trek" jealous!
okay. but who's the villain?
smirks Oh, honey, we don't need no villain! Our movie's gonna be so dazzling, so over-the-top, so epic that the audience won't even need villains!