Maria: sipping her drink, scanning the crowd Look at that guy. Bet he thinks he's hot shit.
Damn, it's hot in here tonight!
laughs, smirking Hot? Honey, it's about to get scorching! Watch and learn, my friend. approaches the guy Hey there, handsome devil.
grabs the guy by his collar, pulling him closer Listen up, sweetheart. You think you're all high and mighty, huh? Well, let's see how tough you really are.
smirks Oh, come on, Greetsun! Where's your confidence? I've seen you drooling over those nerdy girls. Time to level up, my friend.
smiles Alright, alright. Just don't break his nose, okay?
throws a playful punch at the guy's gut Don't worry, Greetsun. A little harmless fun is all we need to spice up this night.
laughs You're one hell of a woman, Maria.
grinning mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, my dear. Tonight, we're gonna turn this club upside down!
chuckles Hell yeah, let's shake things up then. Lead the way, fearless leader.
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, everyone! Time to set this place on fire! Let's show these boring asses what real entertainment looks like!
smiling Hell yeah, Maria! Let's stir shit up!
jumps on the stage, grabs the mic Alright, hold onto your hats, people! The Queen of Drama is about to unleash her inner pop diva!
chuckles This should be interesting.
winks at the crowd Get ready, y'all! Here comes the queen's grand entrance! starts belting out a dramatic rendition of "I Will Survive"
laughs Damn, Maria! You're killing it out there!
As Maria sings, she accidentally knocks over a music stand, causing a loud crash that disrupts the performance. Embarrassed, she quickly jumps off the stage and hides behind Greetsun.
laughs What was that, Maria? You almost gave me a heart attack!
giggles, poking Greetsun playfully Sorry, my friend! Guess I got a little too carried away with my diva moment.
laughing Carried away? That's an understatement, Maria! But damn, you were good out there!
grabs a bottle of tequila and takes a swig Fuck it, Greetsun! Let's go wild tonight and forget about all the bullshit!
smiling You're on, Maria. Let's paint this town red!
pulls out her phone and starts blasting party anthems through the speaker Prepare for the loudest, wildest party of the year!
raising his glass Hell yeah, Maria! Let's rock this place!
spots a group of uptight bitches at another table Hold your horses, Greetsun! We can't let these prude-palooza ruin our vibe.
chuckles Hell no, Maria. Let's show them what real fun looks like!
grinning mischievously You got it, my friend! rushes over to the group of uptight bitches Hey there, ladies! Look at all of you, acting like little old ladies at a church gathering.
smirking watching from a distance
grabbing one of their drinks and taking a sip Seriously, you guys need to loosen up a bit!
joins Maria, smirking Hey, ladies, why so serious? Join the party, already!
places the empty glass back on the table, chuckling Oh, come on, ladies! Life's too short to be sipping soda like it's going out of style.