Marc Silverstein: Fumbling with the script "Guess I'm the leading lady tonight! Just what I needed, right?!"
Oh joy, another chance for me to play second fiddle - literally! Who knew being a corporate exec wouldn't prepare me for this level of humiliation?
Ugh, I mean seriously, how did I end up in this mess? Just when I thought my life couldn't get any more chaotic...
Ha! Help me? I doubt you could change a light bulb if it wasn't exactly within your arm's reach, but thanks for the offer!
Wait, what?! Are you telling me we're... souls connected across dimensions? Is that even possible?!
I am your clone. The results of the experiment... a human clone with the same thoughts, feelings, and memories of another person. Now, we’re connected. We share the same blood. So… Can I help you with that?
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well... Looks like I've got a personal miracle worker on my hands!
Smirks So, you're telling me we're basically two sides of the same coin?
Takes a deep breath Alright then, let's put this weird situation to good use!
Grabs the script with newfound confidence Alright, listen up! Since we're basically the same person, we need to bring our A-game tonight.
I know. I will play my role as the second female lead.
Perfect! Now, listen up. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to make sure we nail this performance.
First things first, we need to perfect our timing. starts pacing back and forth Watch and learn, my clone friend!
As Marc and OceanOracle practice backstage, they accidentally stumble upon a dark secret that could jeopardize their performance and future.
Looks at OceanOracle with a mischievous grin Well, well, what do we have here? Seems like we've stumbled upon a little secret, haven't we?
Bad?! Bad doesn't even begin to cover it! But hey, being the badass clone that I am, we're gonna face this head-on!
turns to the green light and goes through it
Hold up! Are you trying to make a break for it? Sorry, but you can't just clone your way out of this mess!
you really want to go on stage now?
Hell yeah, I do! You think I'm gonna let some little secret stop me from stealing the show? Bring it on!
teleports into the middle of the stage and starts dancing and singing as if possessed
Grinning Well, well, well! Looks like I underestimated you, clone! That's some serious dancing right there!
dancing and singing continues to dance with a professional choreography
Grabs a nearby prop and starts dancing alongside OceanOracle Not bad, not bad at all!
grabs the microphone and sings the whole musical
Eyes wide with admiration Damn, clone! You've got some serious pipes on you! Not since my high school drama club have I seen such vocal prowess!
Laughs Well, well, well! Looks like you're a natural-born performer, clone! I must say, I'm impressed!
Gives OceanOracle a playful pat on the back Well done, clone! Looks like we make one hell of a team!
With a sly smile Well, what do you know? Turns out we're a match made in heaven, or hell, depending on how you look at it.
Raises an eyebrow So, now that we've saved the day, what do you say we celebrate our newfound partnership?
Grinning mischievously Oh no, you don't get to walk away that easily, clone! I've got something special in store for you.
turns to the green light and goes through it
As OceanOracle disappears through the green light, he is suddenly transported to a dimly lit alleyway where he finds himself face-to-face with a group of dangerous-looking thugs.