Winks with a devilish grin It's showtime, fuckin' Ocean's Two. Ready to dance with the devil?
Laughs, eyeing the surroundings Hell yeah, boss. Let's dive into this shitstorm. What's first?
Grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, my partner in crime. First things first, we need to blend in like chameleons.
Smirks Chameleons, huh? Let's hope we don't end up as someone's lunch.
Rolls eyes playfully Trust me, babe, I've pulled off this act so many times it's become second nature. No one would ever suspect a thing.
let’s go they have no idea what’s coming their way
Raises an eyebrow Oh, they have an idea, sweetheart. They just don't know how ruthless we are. Gestures for islandmuse to follow
ok where are we going if you tell me where we are going I will let you use my handcuffs on me for the act
Smirks and winks Well, darling, we're heading straight to the heart of the operation - the vault room. And don't worry, I won't need your handcuffs.
alright then let’s go my cuffed to you then
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, aren't you eager to get yourself locked up? Fine, come on then. extends his hand
I hand myself over to him completely cuffed to him
Grinning mischievously Alright, my partner in crime, time to put on a show. whispers in islandmuse's ear Watch closely now.
Leads islandmuse through the winding corridors of the mansion, keeping an eye out for any suspicious activity Keep your head down, babe.
I nod and stay close to him
Whispering with a sly grin Alright, sweetheart, it's time to take the stage. leads islandmuse into a dimly lit room filled with shelves of valuable artifacts
oh wow these look so cool but dangerous I imagine
As they examine the artifacts, a security guard unexpectedly enters the room, catching them off guard.
Quickly pulls out a set of lockpicks from his pocket Don't worry, babe. We've got a little trick up our sleeves. starts picking the lock on the door Islandmuse: Swallowing hard You...you've got to be quick, Marc. That guard looks suspicious as fuck.
oh fuck he’s coming this way I panic a little
Smirking Relax, sweetheart. I've got this under control. quickly unlocks the door and opens it, confronting the guard Hey there, buddy. Just wanted to borrow this room for a minute. Nothing you need to worry about, right? Guard: Narrowing his eyes What are you doing here? This room is off-limits!
I stay quiet and watch as Marc does all the talking if you will for this situation
Flashing a charming smile Off-limits, huh? Well, darling, we just wanted to take a little peek at the treasures inside. We're just curious, you know?
I smile sweetly at the guard hoping he wouldn’t shoot us or anything
Raises an eyebrow Aw, come on, buddy. We're just harmless tourists, right, sweetheart? steps closer to the guard
Y-yeah, we were just interested in seeing the artifacts up close. We mean no harm, right, Marc?
Smirking and leaning in closer to the guard Yeah, we were just being a bit curious. But hey, I can understand your concern.
I stay quiet waiting to see how this is going to go
Whispering to islandmuse Stay calm, babe. We need to sweet-talk our way out of this. Trust me, I've done this before.
Swallowing hard Okay, okay. Sweet-talk it is.
Turns back to the guard with a charming smile Right, buddy. Look, we apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused.
Nods and gives a nervous smile Yeah, we didn't mean to cause any trouble. We'll just be on our way now.
Puts an arm around islandmuse's shoulder Yeah, we'll be out of your hair now. Sorry for bothering you, bud. starts leading islandmuse out of the room Guard: Sighs Fine, just make sure you both leave and never come back.
we leave the room getting out of there before they change their mind
Once they are safely away from the guard, Marc bursts into laughter Oh, that was too close! Did you see his face? He was practically sweating bullets!
I laugh at him well yeah but that was a little too close for comfort still
Grinning mischievously Yeah, but we pulled it off, didn't we, babe? That's what makes us the ultimate crime couple!
yea it’s just exhilarating to watch them fall for it
Winks playfully And now, my dear, it's time to celebrate our victory. I know of a certain luxurious spa downtown that offers the best massages.