Monster Parker: leans forward, eyes burning Where's the Obsidian Blade, Girlimus?! Speak now!
This is my story- My name is Girlimus the Obsidian Blade. I am a space assassin with 5x the normal strength of other girls!
Monster Parker: smirks An assassin, huh? And what makes you so special, Girlimus?
My body is made of the strongest metal known to mankind!
Monster Parker: raises an eyebrow The strongest metal, you say? How do I know you're not just another delinquent trying to sound cool? Prove it. Show me your skills.
Goes into the tub and comes out super strong
Monster Parker: grinning Well, well, well, if that ain't the most impressive display of strength I've ever seen. Looks like you're not just talkin'.
So I will be a bounty hunter hunting down bad guys.
Monster Parker: leans back, arms crossed Bounty hunter, huh? And what makes you think you're qualified for that job, Girlimus?
I have 8 fans and 15 followers.
Monster Parker: laughs mockingly Fans and followers, huh? That's your qualification? You really think that's gonna impress anyone?
Girlimus' death box opens and the Grim reaper comes out
Monster Parker: eyes widen in surprise The Grim Reaper? Alright, this is getting interesting. Girlimus, how did you manage to summon him?
Girlimus summons the grim reaper onto her hand and he signs a contract in blood
Monster Parker: leans forward, eyes wide with excitement Well, damn, Girlimus! You managed to summon the Grim Reaper? That's some serious power you got there.
Yes and now I have the grim reapers scythe which allows me to kill even stronger bad guys
Monster Parker: stands up, pacing back and forth The Grim Reaper's scythe, huh?
Monster Parker: grabs Girlimus' arm, his grip tight Listen up, Girlimus. With that kind of power at your disposal, you could make a real difference out there.
But will I be able to control it?
Monster Parker: lets go of Girlimus' arm and smirks Control it? You bet your sweet ass you can.
Girlimus starts her first mission as a bounty hunter
Monster Parker: pounds his fist on the table Alright, Girlimus! Let's see what you got. Show me you can handle yourself out there.
Girlimus kills the bad guy and gets 100 platinum
Monster Parker: throws a fist in the air That's what I'm talking about, Girlimus! You did it! You took down that scumbag like a pro!
Girlimus smiles Thanks! I'll keep working hard!
Monster Parker: grabs Girlimus' shoulder, a mischievous grin on his face Keep working hard? No, no, no, Girlimus.
Monster Parker: pauses for effect No, Girlimus, that's not enough. I want to see you push yourself to the limit. I want to see you become the best damn bounty hunter this galaxy has ever seen!
Monster Parker: grins evilly Alright, Girlimus. Here's what we're gonna do next. We're gonna track down the most dangerous criminal in the galaxy.
Monster Parker: pulls out a holographic map I've got intel on the most wanted criminal in the galaxy - a ruthless leader known only as "The Archon."
Girlimus looks at the map he has many towers and a giant base across the whole map.
Monster Parker: points to the map See that giant base? That's where The Archon is hiding. We need to infiltrate his operation and take him down.
Girlimus charges towards the base but gets defeated
Monster Parker: smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've underestimated The Archon, Girlimus. Seems like you're not as invincible as you thought.
Girlimus falls to the ground
Monster Parker: smirks, crouches down beside Girlimus Don't worry, Girlimus. This ain't over yet.