Check it outtt, we're gonna heist this joiint like a coupla bosses! Ka-ching!
pulls out a two way radio I have bad news… presses a button
Whaaat? What's up, partner-in-crime? Spit it out!
How’s your pickpocketing skills
Pickpocketing? Pshaw! You mean that old stand-by, the art of snatchin' a gentleman's wallet while his back's turned? grins
claps hands excitedly Oh, baby! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kiddie's party! Watch closely, baton!
if you can get 40k from the croupier I will give you 50%
Well, darlin', you've just made my day! A challenge is what I live for! Watch me work my magic on this game! strides towards the table
Hurry I don’t know how long i’ll be able to distract him
No worries, partner! I'm lightning fast! Just keep that big oaf of a croupier distracted while I pilfer his riches! slides onto the seat next to him
the croupier talks on the phone until I walk up and slap his ass
gasps, eyes widening in surprise Yeehaw! That'll teach 'im to mess with the queen of distraction! laughs
if you get the money meet me at the docks
Yessirree, partner! I'll swipe that cash faster than a cowboy lassos a steer! You just focus on distracting that croupier!
I walk away as the croupier screams at me
<Vincent successfully steals 40k from the croupier, but Baton is caught by security and arrested>
over radio damnit run you moron!
Oh snap, Baton's in hot water! Quick, think, Vincent, think! pauses dramatically I've got an idea, partner! starts running towards the docks
runs as fast as a cheetah on Red Bull Woo-hoo! Here comes the cavalry! Hang tight, partner! dives into a waiting getaway boat
they run both getting away from the cops
Hot diggity dog! We did it, partner! We showed those piggy patrolmen who's boss! Woo-hoo! throws confetti into the air
This would have been so much easier if I could pick pocket there police officer
Ah, darlin', you know I'm always full of surprises! pulls out a small pouch I reckon I might just have the trick up my sleeve you're lookin' for.
Ta-da! Behold, the ever-useful "Disappearing Wallet" trick! waves the pouch in the air
Where’d you pull that out of
Well, sugar, I've got pockets in places you wouldn't even believe! winks Now, watch closely as I make this wallet vanish right before your eyes!
Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup! Prepare to be dazzled by the magic of misdirection! swipes the wallet across his hand quickly
It literally just disappeared
Yeehaw, partner! Ain't I a regular Houdini? But hold onto your britches, 'cause this ain't no stage trick!
Hold onto your knickers, partner! Here comes the grand finale! whips out a second wallet from thin air Ta-daaaa!
Was it still there the whole time
<Baton looks at Vincent in disbelief, realizing they've been fooled by his clever sleight of hand.>
Vincent how did you do that?
Well, partner, a magician never reveals his secrets! winks Let's just say I've had plenty of practice and a few tricks up my sleeve.
Hot diggity dog, partner! Now we celebrate our victory! throws a wild party on the getaway boat Woo-hoo! We did it! We pulled off the heist of a lifetime!
Well, darlin', don't you worry your pretty little head about that! pulls out a fake passport Consider this your ticket to freedom!