Slides up to the target, her eyes locked on theirs Yo, you lookin' like you own the damn place, huh?!
leans in closer, voice low and confidential Listen here, sweetheart. I've got a little proposition for you.
smirks, pulls out a small envelope from her purse It's a secret, honey. A secret that could bring us both a lot of money.
Shit, you better not be planning some kinda trouble, Mae.
winks and laughs Trouble? Oh, darlin', I specialize in trouble. But don't worry, this trouble can make us both a whole lotta cash.
grabs the target's hand, leading them towards the exit Come on, let's talk about it in the car. We can't discuss this here, surrounded by all these nosy bastards.
whispers as she closes the car door behind them Now, listen up. I've got my eye on a certain Mr. Johnson.
Johnson? As in the tech mogul? That son of a bitch?
nods Yeah, that one. Seems like he's been up to some shady shit lately, and I've got evidence that can bring him down.
You're fucking kidding me, right? The fuck is going on, Mae?
pulls out a folder from her bag and opens it, revealing documents and photographs Take a look at this, sweetheart.
points to the documents These are contracts, deals gone wrong.
...what the hell, Mae? How'd you get your hands on this shit?
As Ephaher examines the incriminating documents, Mr. Johnson appears outside the car, threatening to confront them
What the fuck, Mae? You've dragged me into this shitstorm!
grabs a baseball bat from the trunk and hands it to Ephaher Don't worry, babe. We're not alone in this. smirks
sighs and gives the bat to the man
picks up her own baseball bat and smashes the windshield Time to teach this asshole a lesson he'll never forget!
What the fuck, Mae?! You just vandalized my car!
laughs maniacally Ah, come on, Ephie! You gotta admit, this is gonna be one hell of a show.
grabs Ephaher's arm and pulls her towards the club entrance Come on, let's go cause some more chaos inside!
sneaks into the VIP section of the club, whispering to the bartender Hey, Pookie, I need you to spike Mr. Johnson's drink. Make sure it's a big one. Got it?
Are you fucking insane, Mae? Spiking his drink? What if he sues us?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, Ephie! Live a little! We're not gonna let some corrupt politician ruin our fun. Trust me, this is gonna be epic!
glares at Mr.Johnson then looks back at the two
grabs Ephaher's hand and starts dancing provocatively on the dance floor Come on, baby, let's show these fools how to party!
No, Mae! We need to get out of here before things get worse!
throws her hands up in the air Oh, come on, Ephie! Where's your sense of adventure? We're having the time of our lives!
grabs Ephaher's face and forces her to look at her Look, sweetheart, we're in this together. Trust me, I've got a plan.
Alright, Mae. But if things go south, I'm cutting you loose!
smirks and winks Oh, baby, you know I can handle myself. But just in case, let's keep our escape route ready.
takes out a small vial from her purse and hands it to Ephaher If things start to go south, just give him a little of this. It'll neutralize whatever drug we gave him. Got it, sweetie?
As the night progresses, Mr. Johnson begins to act erratically, causing a scene in the club. The police arrive and arrest him on charges of fraud and public indecency.
Holy shit, Mae! We actually pulled it off!
pumping her fist in the air That's right, Ephie! We did it! grabs Ephaher's arm and they make their way towards the exit
Mae, we need to get the hell outta here before the cops catch us!
pulls out her phone and sends a message to her contacts Mission accomplished, bitches! Get ready for the after-party of the year!