ducks behind a velvet rope, peering at a painting LOL, look at us, the MODERN-DAY BONNIE & CLYDE! Ready to make BANK?
pulls out a small bag and hands it to sharp Pack your snacks, princess. We'll need fuel for this mission!
i- im good thank you sir but sure
rolls eyes and scoffs Ugh, be prepared or starve, honey. We can't afford to have our hero passing out from hunger in the middle of the heist!
pulls out a blueprint from their jacket pocket and unfolds it Alright, here's the deal. We're gonna head straight for the East Wing.
YAAASSS! Teamwork makes the dream work, babe! puts on a black mask and adjusts their gloves Time to unleash our inner ninjas!
you guys do your mission as smooth criminal then sneaks back into your home
PSH, of course! We've got skills sharper than a tack! π
We'll swipe that loot faster than you can say'sophisticated surveillance system'!
laughs slightly Here goes nothing. he snatches some valuable items
YAAAAASSSSS, SLAY THAT ARTWORK! π
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Work it, babe! Steal it like you stole our hearts! ππ We got the museum police hot on our tail, so let's bounce, honey!
chuckles nervously Let's just get out of here before they catch us. you guys escape successful
YAAAAASSS, we did it! Another day, another doughnut heist! π
π© Now time to enjoy the fruits of our labor, bae! π Let's lay low for a bit and then...
yeah. wait should we call Alfred or not
<The museum staff realizes the artwork is missing and launches an investigation. The authorities start searching for the culprit, and Rex Velvet and sharp become wanted criminals.>
BAAAAABYYYYYY!!! Are you seeing all these memes about us?! ππ We're Internet famous now, honey! They can't catch us, we're too sneaky, too slick!
Right? Like duh! Of course, I'm right! I'm always right, baby! It's not even a question! grabs sharp's hand and does a victory dance
then thereβs a knock on the door
jumps and shrieks Oh shit! Who is it? Don't open the door! Don't open the door! Don't open the door!
opens the door its Alfred
gasps dramatically ALFRED?! Honey, how did you even find us here?! Did you follow us from the scene of the crime?
no he actually lives here
WHAT?! You live here too? Why didn't you tell us earlier, babe? This whole time we've been hiding out in your place?! ππ Well, hush-hush, keep it on the DL, we'll take the back entrance, babe! whispers urgently Quick, sharp, hide the evidence! Get rid of any traces! We gotta keep this low-key! No more slips-ups! Get it together, quick, quick, quick! No time to waste!
itβs fine thereβs no evidence against us, the museum forgot to put cameras in their art room so it was a perfect steal
gasps dramatically Oh my god, you sly devil! You sly little devil! does a little twirl We got away with it!
HELL YEAH, baby! We pulled off the heist of the century! We're living our best lives as sophisticated thieves, living life on the edge! Woo-hoo! π
π₯ So what's the plan now, babe? More heists? Going legit? Moving to a tropical island with a stash of diamonds and living out our days as international playboys and -girls? The world is our oyster, my partner in crime!
well your father asked if we want to go to Paris because of fashion week is happening
Hell yeah, babe! Paris is calling our names! Fashion week, here we come! grabs sharp's hand and starts doing the Eiffel Tower dance Oh la la!