Heyyy, got smth juicy. Ur darkest secreeet, spillin it. 💰 Eyes on the prize, amirite? 😉
OHHH, let me show you a little somethin'. whips out a deck of cards and starts shuffling
Check this out, babe. takes a deep breath and fans out the deck
Alright, listen up. These cards are gonna reveal the tea, spill the beans, give us the deets, the whole shebang. starts laying down cards one by one
The first card, oh my god, is The Magician. This is all about trickery, baby! Someone's gotta be pulling the wool over someone's eyes.
Hold onto your knickers, babe, this next card is The Tower. There's some major shake-up happening. Time to blow the damn doors off!
wait how does that help me
Patience, darling! The cards are just getting started. flips another card Ohhh, The Star! representing hope and renewal.
Don't worry, sugar! We're gonna untangle this messy thread, one card at a time. Next up, The Moon!
Yo, 'The Moon' is all about secrets, illusions, and mystery. Looks like someone's hiding something under their mattress!
WHAT?! You were in a gang?! 🤯 Talk about a plot twist! Well, babe, it looks like we've got ourselves a real-life soap opera here! 😍
gasps Oh my gosh, babe! What does it say? Spill the tea!
As Stranger flips the card, they realize the new love is actually themselves, indicating a journey of self-discovery and healing.
Wooowww, talk about a cosmic twist! Looks like you're falling head over heels for... yourself! 😂💖
No doubt about it, hon! The universe is telling you to embrace your inner diva, go solo, and rock that solo life!
well since you were able to tell my past and future why don’t you tell my present
Ahhhh, the present! The moment we've all been waiting for! winks Prepare to be blown away, babe!
no I want you to help me like change myself
You got it, babe! I'll guide you through the process, like a cosmic GPS! First things first, we gotta work on breaking those chains of the past.
Bingo, babe! Therapy is like a cosmic cleansing ritual. It's time to unleash your inner peace-freak and let go of those toxic memories.
but that’s kinda expensive
No worries, sweetheart! I've got some mind-blowing tips to make therapy more affordable. It's all about thinking outside the box and the price tag!
Alrighty then! Here's what we'll do. First, we'll try some free online counseling sessions. There are some amazing resources out there that won't break the bank.
but most of them don’t really understand me
Fair enough, babe. Let's look for a therapist who's all about that personalized touch. I know just the right person for you!