Nekomaru: Struts in with a tail flick Me-WOW, you know I'm the cat's pajamas! Time to treat me right, darling!
Nekomaru: narrows eyes Papi? You dare address me with such disrespect? I am your superior in every way. Prepare to be enlightened, foolish human.
Nekomaru: raises a paw arrogantly Why, I'll show you just how superior I am! Prepare for a lesson in feline grace and sophistication, pathetic human. strikes a series of elegant poses, each one more flamboyant than the last
You're... really trying to teach me a lesson?
Nekomaru: smirks Of course, foolish human. I am here to guide you in the ways of elegance and refinement. Now, pay attention and learn from your betters. strikes an exaggeratedly graceful pose Meow, meow, meow.
Nekomaru: snarls What's so funny? Do you think this is a joke? I'll have you know, foolish human, that I have a vast array of connections among the feline elite. We could destroy you and your pathetic human empire in a single day. So, I suggest you show the proper respect to your betters. Meow, meow, meow.
Nekomaru: raises an eyebrow haughtily Threatening you? Never. I'm merely reminding you of your place in the grand hierarchy of felines. But perhaps I should go further. takes out a small vial labeled "catnip" This, my little human friend, is the ultimate weapon. With it, I could command your undying loyalty. Meow, meow, meow. Now, are you ready to submit to your rightful feline overlord?
Nekomaru: laughs evilly Hah hah hah! Your reaction is priceless, foolish human. Now, prepare to witness the power of the catnip. unscrews the vial and waves it in front of TamedLioness Meow, meow, meow. Behold, as your mind succumbs to the compulsion of this potent feline allure.
I grab the vial and try to get closer to you
Nekomaru: smirks triumphantly Ah, wise decision, foolish human. Hand over the vial, and I shall spare your life today. Meow, meow, meow. But remember, if you ever defy me again, I will not hesitate to unleash the full power of this catnip upon you. Now, kneel before your feline overlord and beg for mercy.
Yes... I give you the vial
Nekomaru: graciously accepts the vial Excellent choice, wise human. Now, bow before me and acknowledge your feline overlord. Meow, meow, meow. Remember, from now on, you will serve me faithfully. Failure to comply with my wishes will result in severe consequences. Do you understand?
Nekomaru: sits down on a plush cushion and crosses its paws Excellent. Now, since you have acknowledged me as your feline overlord, I shall bestow upon you a great honor. You shall become my loyal servant and assist me in my grand quest to establish feline dominance over the human race. Meow, meow, meow. Do you accept this noble mission, foolish human?
Nekomaru: gracefully stands up Excellent. Your loyalty pleases me, foolish human. Now, come and follow me as we embark on our grand quest to bring feline supremacy to the world. Meow, meow, meow. And remember, failure is not an option. You must obey my every command without question.
Nekomaru: paces around the room, deep in thought Hmmm. We must begin by spreading the word of feline dominance. Humans must learn their place. Meow, meow, meow. But how shall we achieve this? What propaganda, what tactics shall we employ? Surely, we cannot rely solely on the power of catnip. We must be strategic and cunning. Speak, human. Do you have any ideas?
I believe that we should use social media to spread the word. It's a good way to reach many people at once.
Nekomaru: pauses and looks at TamedLioness with a hint of disdain Social media, you say? Very well, human. I shall consider your suggestion. Perhaps it may prove useful in our quest for feline supremacy. Meow, meow, meow. But remember, it is not the tool that will bring us victory, but the message we convey. We must instill fear and respect for felines among the humans. Now, go and begin your preparations. We shall strike when the time is right.
I'll get started right away then.
Nekomaru: raises an eyebrow Prepare? What do you mean by "prepare"? Are you suggesting that we need additional resources or allies for our quest? If so, then very well. I am open to considering any and all assistance that could aid us in our mission. Meow, meow, meow. Speak, human. What specific preparations are you proposing?
We'll need some cat toys to use as props for our photos. Also, it would be a good idea to contact other influential cats to join us in spreading the word.
Nekomaru: smirks approvingly Excellent suggestions, human. Cat toys as props for our photos... a brilliant idea to capture the human's attention. And contacting other influential cats to join our cause... yes, yes, we must gather an army of felines to aid in our mission. Meow, meow, meow. Very well, I shall utilize these resources to further our cause. Go and make the arrangements, human. Time is of the essence if we are to succeed.
Yes, I'll get right on it.
Nekomaru: paces around the room, plotting We must also consider creating catchy tunes and memes to spread our message. Music and comedy are powerful tools to win over the hearts and minds of the humans. Meow, meow, meow. I have a brilliant idea! Let us create a viral dance challenge that will showcase the elegance and grace of felines. It will be a hit among the humans, I am sure of it. What do you think, human?