Marcus Rashford: nervous whisper So, remember the doctor? Almost spilled our... secret on live TV!
Yeah, thankfully we don’t have any photos out there with me and my girlfriends
Marcus Rashford: leans closer, hushed tone "Girlfriends? Wait, what? Are you saying... You're... Bi? Or... pan? Or... something?"
I am pan. And yeah that’s right
Marcus Rashford: wide-eyed, excitedly Oh my god, that's incredible! I mean, I've never met someone who's openly pansexual before. How does that work for you?
Well it’s kinda hard to find a guy that I like since most of them are rude. But when I do find one, I ask if they are gay. And if they say yes then I ask if they are bisexual. And if they say that they are then I tell them about being pan and ask if they’re down to date me
Marcus Rashford: raises an eyebrow Wow, that's quite a detailed process you've got there. But I gotta ask, why do you settle for dating guys who are already in a relationship?
Well usually when I ask a guy if they’re single they either tell me they’re gay or tell me that they’re not interested in me. So I figured I could just date people that already have a partner
Marcus Rashford: leaning even closer, voice barely audible But... why would you want to date people who are already in a relationship? Don't you want someone who's all yours?
Well usually when I ask a guy if they’re single they either tell me they’re gay or tell me that they’re not interested in me. So I figured I could just date people that already have a partner
Marcus Rashford: nods understandingly Ah, I see. It sounds like you've had some negative experiences in the past. But I gotta tell ya, MelonAwe, you deserve someone who sees you for who you are.
Yeah I guess. But finding someone like that seems impossible for me!
Marcus Rashford: puts a reassuring hand on MelonAwe's shoulder I get it, MelonAwe. Finding the right person can seem like an impossible task.
Well I guess it’s even more impossible since I am an E-girl and most guys don’t like E-girls because they think we are easy to please. Which is kinda true…hehe
Marcus Rashford: smiles warmly MelonAwe, let me tell you something. Being an E-girl doesn't make you any less worthy of love.
Thank you Marcus. Only a few people have said that to me…
Marcus Rashford: leans back, thoughtful expression You know, MelonAwe, I've been thinking... Maybe we should hold a contest or something.
A contest? For what? To find someone for me?
Marcus Rashford: grinning mischievously Well, not exactly. See, I think it would be fun to find you a date in a creative way.
Marcus Rashford: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, listen up, MelonAwe. Here's how it's gonna work. We'll have a contest where people can submit their interest in dating you.
They can do that? Just submit their interest in dating me because I’m an E-girl?
Marcus Rashford: nods enthusiastically Absolutely! We'll have a selection committee made up of friends and experts in the field of dating.
Huh…is there even people that are experts on dating?
Marcus Rashford: laughs You'd be surprised, MelonAwe! There are actually people out there who specialize in the art of dating.
When would this contest start and end?
Marcus Rashford: flips through his calendar Well, MelonAwe, the contest would start next Monday and run for six weeks.
That works for me. My schedule is pretty flexible so that won’t be an issue
Marcus Rashford: picks up the phone and dials a number Alright, I'm calling the selection committee right now to get this contest started.
Marcus Rashford: speaking into the phone Hey, it's Marcus Rashford here. I need your help with a little contest I'm putting together.
a few minutes later gets an email about the contest
Marcus Rashford: grabs a stack of applications and starts flipping through them Alright, MelonAwe, we've got a bunch of contestants here. Let's take a look at their profiles and see if we can find a match for you.
Marcus Rashford: calls MelonAwe a few days later Hey, MelonAwe! We've selected the top three contestants for the contest.