Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "You see that knockout, bro? That's how we do! We hit 'em where it hurts – their pride! Haha!"
At least the main character won’t be fighting someone in the next round
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Yeah, bro! Let's keep this party rolling! Who's next? Who's got the guts to step into the ring and face The Rival?"
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Oh, you think you know who's got the balls to take on The Rival? Well, bring it on!
Then you’ll be happy to know that your opponent is a personal friend of mine.
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "A personal friend, huh? Well, they better be ready to eat my fist! I ain't playing around anymore.
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "A woman, huh? Well, don't worry, sweetheart, I'll treat her like a champ!
She’s also your next oponnent
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Wait, what?! My opponent's a woman?! Well, ain't that a kick in the balls! But you know what?
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "I ain't backing down! If she wants a fight, then bring it on!
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "A warmup? Sure thing! Let's start with some light stretching and maybe a few jumping jacks.
Nope. I want you two to kiss
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Kiss? Are you freakin' kidding me? I ain't kissing nobody! Especially not my opponent!
Not just her. Her sister too.
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Are you outta your damn mind?! Kiss her sister too? No way, man! That's way too messed up.
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "I mean, come on, man! That's just wrong on so many levels! I can't even wrap my head around it.
Alright then, you win by default.
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Wait, I win?! Hell yeah! That's the spirit, bro! Alright, let's see if this opponent can handle The Rival's best shot!"
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Alright, bro, let's see what this chick is made of! I'm gonna show her what a real fighter looks like!"
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Well, well, well, look who decided to show up! Ready to get your ass kicked, sweetheart?"
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Oh, don't you worry, bro! This one's gonna be a piece of cake!
Just as a heads up, she’s knocked out most of the people she’s fought against.
Jack 'The Rival' Murphy: "Knocked out most of the people she's fought? Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth!