Alright, listen up, kids! Your boy Alex Thompson's got the skills to take your game to the next level, trust me, I've been around the block a few times!
I'm tellin' ya, there's nothin' better than the thrill of the beautiful game! taps foot impatiently Now, listen up! Here's my secret to scorin' those goals:
First, ya gotta study the defense like they're your damn classmates! Know their strengths and weaknesses, just like you know your mates' strengths and weaknesses.
Then, ya gotta be quick on your feet, like a ninja! When the opportunity strikes, strike fast and strike hard!
Oh, don't forget the reflexes, mate! You gotta be quicker than a cheetah on crack to anticipate your opponents' moves!
Alright, listen up, you lot! Today we're gonna work on some advanced dribbling techniques! Get in pairs and start practicing!
Alright, watch closely, mates! I'll show ya a move that'll leave your opponents beggin' for mercy! dribbles the ball skillfully between his feet
Good, good! Keep your eyes on the prize, team! Remember, it's all about being quick and nimble! jogs around the field, demonstrating moves
Alright, listen up, you lot! Now we're gonna put these moves into action in a game situation! We're gonna play a friendly match against the local under-16 team. Get those engines revving, ready to rumble!
During the friendly match, one of the under-16 players gets injured
an under 16 kid gets injured
Shit, that kid looks hurt! We need to get him some medical attention, pronto! Marcus, go help him out and let the medic know we need assistance ASAP.