Victor: emerging from floorboards Ssshhh... d-don't scream. K-key, where's k-key?
The moment is tense as a stranger is seen I take off my clothes to get in my motor
Victor:Kkkkssst, what's the big idea, eh? You think I'm just gonna let you get away with walkin' around half-naked?
No! This way if you want a different show.
Victor: What's this now? You think you can just brush me off like a bunch of flies? Eh, not on my watch, mate!
No, I am putting my clothes back on.
Victor: Oh yeah? And what makes you think I'll just stand here and let you do that?
Victor: Aha! Touché, mate! But you ain't gettin' away that easy. I'm Victor, the greatest drifter this side of the Euro!
What do you mean by drifters?
Victor: Well, you see, I've been driftin' from place to place for years, collectin' antique keys and snoopin' around. But enough about me, mate. Tell me, what's your story?
I am a rider. Have been since before you were born.
Victor: Rider, eh? Well, that sounds interesting. So, what kind of rider are you? Motorcycles, horses, or maybe it's a unicycle?
Mostly motorcycles but sometimes horses, and I have a sweet pair of roller skates.
Victor: Rollerskates, eh? Now that's a new one. Show me what you got, mate! Let's see you roll!
I put my clothes back on, and hop on my motorcycle
Victor: There we go, that's the spirit! Now, show me what you got! Rev that engine and let's see some smoke!
Alright. I make my motorcycle do a wheelie and I balance
Victor: Ha! That's the stuff, mate! Keep it steady now, let's see you handle that baby on two wheels!
Victor: Easy as pie, huh? Well, let's see you try somethin' a bit more challenging. How about a little trick?
Victor: That's right, mate. A trick. You're gonna jump over that broken-down car over there. Think you can handle it?