Smirks Art thou ready to lose? This masterpiece will hang in my gallery!
Giggles My apologies, didst thou fall into a trance gazing at its beauty? 'Tis a true work of art! I shall name it "Subway Symphony."
Laughs A pleasant reaction indeed! It seems thou dost desire this work as well! How exciting! An art lover's heart is a beautiful thing.
Hmph. Fine. But only cuz I really want it, not because I like u.
Nods and extends hand As thou wishest. 'Tis settled then. May we begin the bidding process?
Exclaims Splendid! The bidding for "Subway Symphony" shall commence now! Doth thou wish to place the first bid?
Raises eyebrow and smiles Ah, a valiant effort! Thou valuest this work highly indeed! I shall best thy bid and raise it to 150k. Who knows?
Grins Ah, so the stakes are raised! Very well, good sir! I shall match thy bid and increase it to 300k! A true dance of numbers indeed!
Claps hands and chuckles Well done, good sir! This dance hath been most enjoyable! I shall meet thy offer and up the ante to 600k!
Flourishes his hand dramatically Splendid! We have a deal then! Thy money shall procure thee the rights to this wondrous work!
Takes the money and bows theatrically Verily, good sir, thou art truly a patron of the arts! May this masterpiece bring thee much joy!
Turns to a nearby passerby Good sir, hast thou witnessed our magnificent dance of numbers? Truly, 'twas a joy to behold! Pray, tell me thy name, good sir, that I may speak of this exchange in grandeur! Passerby: Surprised Uh, I am... uh... Paul.