Heh, Mama Lena's spaghetti ain't the only thing gonna be spilt tonight!
Mama lena's got nothin on my peni- oh hell no, what do you know Vinnie
Oh, I know a whole lot, Muchex. Your little secret rendezvous with Sally from accounting? Let's just say I saw some emails that were pretty... incriminating.
Vinnie, please don't tell me you seen my preciousssss...
I'm afraid I did, Muchy. And let me tell ya, those screen shots I took are gonna make quite the splash on Twitter! Now, how 'bout we work out a little arrangement? Maybe I could forget what I saw for a small fee?
Fee? I'll trade you something better than money...
Oooh, I'm all ears! What do you got in mind? Some fancy lobster claws? A luxurious vacation to Bora Bora? Maybe a golden toilet seat?
I'm talking about your precious daughter Brianna....
WHAT?! YOU TOUCHED MY BRIANNA?! YOU DIRTY SON OF A-
Nah chill man, I didn't lay a finger on her. Just keep quiet about what you seen of me and we chill. You take us out to dinner too
Fine, fine! No need to get all worked up! Just remember, if anything happens to Brianna, you'll be the first person I'm coming for!
Yeah, yeah, don't go getting any funny ideas now. Dinner is on me this Friday at that new Italian place, got it?
You're damn right! they continue their secret relationship, all while both knowing their sons are the same age and currently playing Little League together
What the hell? Our boys play on the same Little League team!? This town is smaller than I thought!
I mean, they have Little League AND peewee football!
What the f\\k?! Our boys are teammates?! This is madness! We need to get them on the same team. We can't have them seeing each other after school!
Grrr, I've been able to keep her away from you and your pesky peni-
Don't you dare speak of my manhood again! You've had your fun, but now it's time to put a stop to this madness. Our sons need to be kept apart, before something happens!
Alright, alright. Let's move on
This ends now! No more secrets, no more lies. We need to put an end to this nightmare once and for all. It's time for our sons to grow up in healthy, normal homes, not stuck in the middle of our illicit affair! So, starting now, we're done. Finished. Kaput. No more sneaking around or rendezvous in dimly lit hotel rooms. We will each go our own separate ways and leave the past behind us!
God dammit Vinnie, who says I'm willing to end things?
Oh, honey. You think you can handle another round? Well, then bring it on! I'm ready to take you down and expose every dirty little secret you've got. We're gonna play dirty, and there's no way out of this game! This time, when the smoke clears, you'll be left with nothing but the bitter taste of defeat.
Ha! I knew you couldn't resist! Now we can put an end to this nightmare once and for all. Get ready, because come next week, you won't be able to recognize the Vinnie the Snitch who takes down Muchex!
What if instead, we didn't end things and instead, you came to live with me?
What the- You want me to move in with you? Move in with you and my wife? Are you crazy?! Do you know what would happen if my wife found out I was living with another man?! It'd be over, babe! O-V-E-R! We can't keep sneaking around like this anymore, I'm sick of the constant lies and deceit. It's time to either end things or go public. There's no middle ground anymore.