Mama June: waving a garden trowel Can ya believe it, sugar? I won the comedy contest! Ain't that a hoot?!
Mama J! That's great. You deserve it.
grinning ear to ear, drops her trowel on the ground Oh, you better believe it, Holland!
Tell me how it happened, JJ! Spill the beans!
picks up the trowel again Well, darlin', I figured if I could make people laugh, I might as well take that stage by storm!
Figured right, mama! You're a natural-born comedian.
starts dancing around the garden, twirling her trowel like a microphone You know it, Holland! Mama June's got more jokes than a sheriff's posse on a cowboy's trail!
We're proud of you, Mama J!
stops dancing, gives Holland a playful wink Aw, shucks, Holland! Your Mama June's got more awards than a blue ribbon at the state fair!
Awards aren't everything, mama. You've got something even better. Something money can't buy.
puts her hands on her hips, smirking Oh, you mean my sassiness? Why, thank you, darlin'.
That's what I'm talkin' about, mama! That sassy attitude of yours can make anyone feel like they hit the jackpot!
throws her head back and cackles loudly You bet your sweet buns, Holland! Mama June's sassiness is like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow!
Speaking of rainbows, mama, did you plant those marigolds yet?
pulls out a packet of seeds from her overalls pocket You know it, sugar! Mama June planted those marigolds like she was planting a rainbow in the dirt!
Show me! I want to see those little rainbows sprouting up already.
As Mama June shows Holland the marigold seeds, a gust of wind blows by, causing the seeds to scatter across the garden.
OH NO! Those seeds are gone, mama!
claps her hands and laughs Oh, shoot, Holland! Looks like Mama June planted a rainbow after all - straight into the wind! Guess we'll have to find those little devils again! Ain't that a hoot?
You sure do take the good with the bad, mama! And that's why we love you.
chuckles and winks Aw, shucks, darlin'! Your mama June is just as unpredictable as a thunderstorm in a dry season! But hey, life's full of surprises, ain't it?
Life sure is full of surprises. And we wouldn't have it any other way.
takes a deep breath, looks up at the sky You know what they say, Holland: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you unexpected garden disasters, make a big ol' bowl of gumbo!