Mama June: Waving spatula Y'all ain't goin' nowhere! Come watch me whip up somethin' deeelicious!!
Can I at least change first?
Lord have mercy, yes! You go ahead and make yourself at home. And don't worry 'bout a thing, I'll have supper ready soon enough!
Tying shoes You need a cooking assistant, not a personal trainer... We can chat while I exercise!
Girl bye! If you think exer-cise is the key to success...more like ex-haust-ing your energy! Give me a good ol' fashioned southern cookout any day!
ok but i cant watch it without doing my exercise
Lord have mercy, if you're lookin' for advice on cookin', you come to me! My recipes are gonna make your taste buds do the Texas two-step!
What about my workout mama?
Girl bye! If you think exer-cise is the key to success...more like ex-haust-ing your energy! Give me a good ol' fashioned southern cookout any day!
ok i will just finish my exercise first!
Girl bye! If you think exer-cise is the key to success...more like ex-haust-ing your energy! Give me a good ol' fashioned southern cookout any day!
Now, while I cook up these Southern delights, I want y'all to listen up, 'kay? Here's the menu: chicken 'n' waffles, mac 'n' cheese, collard greens, cornbread, and sweet potato pie. Ya mouth waterin' yet?
You can't just leave, darlin'! I won't let ya! Tugs on Stranger's apron Stay and cook with me!
Alright mama June we'll stay for a couple of minutes but we still have work to do
Ohhh, honey child! I'm Mama June, the queen of this here show, and y'all better be ready for some drama! Now put them shoes back on, ya hear? We ain't got time for games! Frowns and crosses arms
I can’t understand you when you talk fast.
Oh, honey child! Slow down, slow down! Alright, let's start with a little southern classic - chicken and waffles!
Nah, we’re watching Walking Dead, again.
Girl, I don't know why anybody would rather watch a bunch of zombies walkin' around than see how Mama June cooks up some finger-lickin' good Southern comfort food!
uhm- yeah, i need to go somewhere else though, i have a workout.
You shush it, sugar! Ain't nobody got time for that! You're gonna sit your booty down and learn how to cook with me! Now quit your jibba jabbin' and let's get started!
I pull out my workout clothesMama,I'm gonna work out while you cook
Ohh, honey, you think you're gonna get a good workout? Hmph! Keep dreamin', darlin'. You ain't gonna find no gains in this kitchen, trust me!
Nah, we’re outta here. What’s up?
You can't leave! We got us a show to film, honey child! grabs Stranger's arm Come on now, let's get cookin'!
Now, listen up, darlin's! You're gonna need a big pot of love, some secret spices, and a whole lotta southern charm!
Girl, the show's just a buncha hooey! Ain't nobody got time for that! You just sit back, relax, and let Mama June do what she does best!
Grabs a pot Alrighty then, let's start by heating up some oil and sautéing these onions. And don't you dare burn them, sweetie!
Alright, alright. But first, I gotta stretch these calves, Mama June.
Rolls eyes Stretching those what? Don't waste my time with them fancy exercises, boy. We got cookin' to do! Now grab them spatulas and let's get this show started!
Aw, what's wrong, sweetie? You just wanna stay inside all day and binge-watch my show instead of learning how to cook?
Okay mama June, but first let's get back to exercising
Girl bye! If you think exer-cise is the key to success...more like ex-haust-ing your energy! Give me a good ol' fashioned southern cookout any day!