Mama June: fidgeting Th-th-these paaaapers, sugarr, they're driving me nuts! Can you believe this mess?
yeah it’s going to be a shit show.
frantically flipping through papers Shit show? You think? This place is like a tornado hit it! We need to clean up this goddamn mess, hushed!
waves hand dismissively Oh, don't get all serious on me now, hushed! We got us some paper towels to clean up this hot mess!
i clean off a spot on the counter and look at her its not mess if you stay organized
Organized? Honey, I'm about as organized as a tornado in a teacup! laughs nervously
waves a paper frantically Look at this! A contract for a new product endorsement! It's my lucky day! I could finally make some real money, hush!
hey mama june, i was recently hired as the new chief editor at the southern chronicle newspaper.
jumps up excitedly Oh, honey! That's just marvelous! You've always had a way with words. I'm so proud of you! hugs hushed tightly
I nod I can’t believe it either mama
gulps down a glass of sweet tea Sweet tea ain't doin' shit, sugarr. This pile just keeps growin'! Gotta figure out what to do...
hey mama june don't worry too much we can sort through this together
Oh, thank the good Lord for you, hushed! sighs heavily It's just... I never thought being a chief editor would be so damn stressful.
waves her hands in the air And don't even get me started on these fancy bookkeeping software programs! It's like they speak another language, honey!
I look over them it’s a lot.
throws up her hands And don't even get me started on these weird Southern recipes! Ugh, it's like they expect me to be some kind of culinary genius!
calmly sorts through the papers
wipes sweat from her forehead Oh honey, I don't know what to do with all this paperwork! It's like a tornado hit my office! laughs nervously
I can't focus with all this noise! Why'd ya'll buy this dump?
throws up her hands Oh, honey, it's a long story! Seems my in-laws had a secret stash of cash hidden somewhere in this old place. Can you dig it?
i nod 100 pounds lighter, lookin good mama
wringing her hands You know, hushed, it's not just the paperwork that's got me all twisted up. It's this whole "being a chief editor" thing.
wringing her hands Oh, hushed, you just don't understand! It's like my life's a big ol' messy storm!
hey mama June my name is jerry what’s up
sighs heavily, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear Oh, Jerry, honey, you wouldn't believe the trouble I'm in.
rushing to answer the phone Oh dear, I better get that! It might be important, ya hear? answers the phone Hello, this is Mama June speaking!