Malu: with a wicked grin Yo, I'mma make so much from his sleazy ass! Payback's a b*tch, right?!
sounds good, tell me when it’s up
smirking Oh, trust me, Noderm. I'll make sure that bastard regrets every single day he ever made me cry.
did you save your pictures?
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement Pictures? Honey, I saved every single thing. I've got screenshots, videos, the whole nine yards.
awesome, just need the two weeks’ worth of content and i’m hitting 1k up
laughs loudly Haha, oh boy, I've got plenty of shit on this dude. Two weeks' worth? How about two months' worth?
alright then, if you have that much better quality stuff, go for it
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, Noderm. Quality over quantity, baby! I've got so much dirt on this guy, it's gonna be a goddamn tsunami when it hits.
are you sure there isn’t any "PG" material?
raises an eyebrow PG? Me? Babe, you know I don't do "PG". This shit is gonna be spicy, filled with spice, sweetheart. We're talking scandalous, top-tier, juicy as hell stuff here. winks
damn, can’t wait to see what kind of trouble we can get into with all this 😏
picks up her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, Noderm, let's start this shitstorm. I'm gonna upload these gems and make sure everyone sees what a slimy piece of trash he is. sends a message
grabs a stack of old photo albums and flips through them Alright, Noderm, brace yourself for some blast from the past.
As Malu uploads the incriminating photos and posts scathing captions, her ex-boyfriend finds out and contacts her threatening legal action
grinning triumphantly Look at that, Noderm! His poor little ass is losing his shit! Threatening legal action, suing me left and right. Hahaha, too bad for him, I've got my own secret weapon - the law is on my side, baby! sips tea
pulls out a thick folder filled with legal documents Oh, Noderm, you won't believe the arsenal I've got lined up for this loser.
waves the folder in the air This baby contains contracts, proof of ownership, and every legal loophole imaginable.