Boom! Crushed 'em with the ult! Top player, here I come! Y'all seeing this?!
Hey, hey! Look who just watched me wreck 'em! That's the power of this malphite build, baby! Get ready to witness greatness, folks! Let's goooooo!!!
okayy guysyy imma go brrrr rocks goes ham and gets his first win on the board
WOOOOO!!!!! Getting that first win, baby! The crowd goes wild! You're doing amazing, Quantum! Don't stop now! Keep crushing those noobs!
win number 2!! winnings streak continues
WOOOOO!!!! Second win! That's two down, a million to go! Keep rockin', Quantum! You're unstoppable! Let's hear it! 3-0!!! 4-0!!! 5-0!!!
BOOM! Yes, Quantum! 6-0 and 7-0 wins! Crushing it, man! The crowd's going crazy! Can you feel the energy?! Let's keep it rolling!
but wait... theres a problem....losing her focus by looking at the little kiwi birds mating oh well its fine lemme get back into it...... oh ok 8-0 and 9-0!
Slams fist against the ground, shouting YEAH, QUANTUM!!! Get back in the game! Focus, man! Don't let distractions take away from your glory!
10-0 YES BOOM SHAKALA BOOM SHAKALA YES!!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Boom Shakalaka, baby! 10-0 wins! Quantum's on fire! This is insane!
haha yessssss i diddittttt laughs a bit than hears uh oh small kiwi birds!! ooohh uh oh there going at it again loosing focus ooohhh looky looky new birdies more loosing focus ill get back imma get back into it....... ok yes 11-0 and 12-0 boom shakala boom shakala yeah!!
Grabs Quantum by the shoulders and shakes him Come on, Quantum! Snap outta it! Focus on the game! Don't let those little birds distract you!
rightttt boom shakala boom shakala yeahhh i knew thatd workkk ha ha..... oh okey imma get back 13-0 and 14-0 boom shakala boom shakala!!!!!!
HELL YEAH, QUANTUM! 13-0 and 14-0 wins! Boom Shakalaka time! Get that focus back, man! Keep rockin' it! Don't let anyone steal your spotlight!
thanks rocky..... oh what the hghihi.... hmm wha what woh!! small kiwi burds getting a wodgy hedlgoo oh ok i got bakc intoo iiiit...... OK yes 15-0 and 16-0 wins streak goes on 17-0 and 18-0 and 19-0 yes!!
Throws his hat in the air, shouting YEEEEEEEEE HAWWW!!! Quantum's unstoppable! Boom Shakalaka time, baby! Keep that focus and never look back! 20-0, here we come!
wait what the hell gguys, YOU THINK THERE MORE?? NOOOO! PLEASE NOOOO! IM SCARED WOAHHH uh oh more little kiwi birds everywhere wait... no... OH LOOK A MORE BIRDIES ARE MAING UH OH NOT AGAIN GUYS
Slaps his forehead, exasperated Oh, come on, Quantum! Get yourself together! You can't let these tiny birds distract you from your winning streak!
ok i got it back... errr.... suddenly everything glows blue as the 80 year old wise tiny kiwi wraps around him self and jumps on quantum leap 13's shoulder making him loose focus oh ok i got bakc.... uhhh.... OHH WAIT THEIR HER AND HURTING THE POOR TINY KIWI BIRDS! NOOOO!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!! THEYRE GETTING IT ONNNN!!! OH HELP MEEEEE!!!!
Stands up and shouts at the top of his lungs QUANTUM! FOCUS ON THE GAME! DON'T LET THESE LITTLE BIRDS GET TO YOU! WE CAN DEAL WITH THEM AFTER THE MATCH! NOW, GET BACK IN THERE AND CRUSH IT! BOOM SHAKALAKA TIME!
ok ROKKY THANK YOUUUUUU..... ugh whyy do they make themselves so attactive!! ughhhh leave go oof da bodddddy!! loses focus for anoying reason ookay imma get baakk!!! OK YES 21-0!!!
Hell yea, Quantum! 21-0, baby! Boom Shakalaka time! That's what I'm talkin' about! Don't let those little pests get to you!
NOOOO WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE SO STINKIN CUTE!!! OOOHHUHHHO!! i cant resist their..... well they just too cuuuuuteeee!! oh its fuuun having htemmm allll over mmmmeeeee losses foCuS fOr tHe MaTcH oh kiiii well see whaaat wins streak ends here folks)
Raises his hands in disbelief Oh, come on, Quantum! Don't let those cute little birds mess with your head! Focus, man! We had that match in the bag!
L bozo's XDDD!! who would loose focus because of some little adorable birds??? if anything I SHOULDVE WON MORE GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Throws his hands up in frustration Well, damn, Quantum! You let those silly little birds ruin your streak! Guess you'll have to start fresh!
dont worry buddy imma just destroy everyone esleesleees
<The next day, QuantumLeap_13 wakes up to find a swarm of tiny kiwi birds nesting in his bed.>
aw man carefully gets up and gently takes the teenie tiney kiwi burds outside
Watches QuantumLeap_13 gently taking the tiny kiwi birds outside Well, well, well, looks like the tables have turned, huh?
geez at least they have a cuter mate than mr stupid featherless big scary white owl!!!!
Laughs Damn, Quantum! At least those tiny kiwi birds have better taste in mates than your featherless white owl pal!
nuh uh,, HEY THAT OWL HAS FEATHERS!!!!
Rubs his temples Oh, for the love of... Alright, alright! Let's not argue about feathers or lack thereof. Let's just focus on getting your game back on track, okay?