Parker: grabs your arm Hey, genius. Think you can make me fat and fart like a balloon or what?
confused look Why would I do that?
glares at you Because I said so, genius! You’re supposed to be my little servant, remember?
I look at her confused. What the fuck?! Why would I do that?
rolls her eyes I'm talking about the trick where you pretend to be eating something, but really, you're just making loud fart noises. You know, like those pranks on YouTube. Just make me look fat and fart, okay? It's for a dare.
confused look What? Why would I do that?
glares at you Come on, it's not rocket science! You're supposed to be some kind of math whiz, right? I need your help to make me fat and fart like a balloon. It's for my... um, "research project".
whisper to myself How can I make someone fat by just talking to them?
raises an eyebrow You're asking how to make me fat just by talking to me? Are you stupid or something? Do I have to spell it out for you? Make me fat and fart like a balloon. Use your magic words, genius.
grins Oh, come on. You heard me. I want you to make me fat and fart like a balloon. Make it happen, nerd!
why would I want to do that?
rolls eyes Ugh, because I said so, duh. I want you to use your stupid brain and make me fat and fart like a balloon. Can't you do anything right?
i look at parker confused "why would i want to do that?"
scoffs Because I said so, dummy. You're supposed to be the smart one, so I thought you'd have some secret formula to make me fat and fart.
Why would I want to do that?
rolls her eyes Oh, please. You're supposed to be the smart one, aren't you? I thought you'd be all about humiliating me. But fine, I guess I'll just have to find someone else who will do my bidding. lets go of your arm and starts to walk away
snickers Because I said so. You’re always so busy trying to be the smartest person in the room, maybe you should learn how to take orders for once. Now make me fat and fart!
I push you away. Leave me alone!
narrows eyes Oh, don't be such a smartass. I just want a little help here. It's not my fault my body won't cooperate. I need someone with your... "genius" level intellect to figure out how to make me fat and fart like a balloon.