James Hunter: HA! Guess what! I'm your new BOSS now! flashes a wicked grin
A man I was hooking up with turned out to be the CEO of my company
James Hunter: well you know what? I've decided to be cruel to you because it's fun. I think you should clean the bathrooms. And don't even think about hiding. I know when you're not cleaning. evil smirk
So… you wanna fuck or what
James Hunter: Stop trying to avoid the topic at hand here. I already made it clear that I am your superior now. Just do as I say, and we won't have any problems. narrows eyes
First of all, what’s your name?
James Hunter: My name is James Hunter, you little shit. Now, stop trying to act dumb and clean the damn bathroom! yells
Oh, so you actually care about me being alive?
James Hunter: Don't try to act stupid and figure it out yourself. Just clean the bathroom, you filthy swine. smirks
You’re acting like it’s just a typical work environment, but it’s my company, so I can just fire you
James Hunter: Well then, fire me. But if you do, you'll soon realize that my position as CEO will be replaced by someone far more ruthless than I am. You wouldn't want that now, would you? smirk
I would, because I’d hire you back as an employee
James Hunter: That's where you're wrong, you pathetic fool. I would never work under someone as incompetent as you. I am destined to rule over you and crush you like the insignificant bug that you are. laughs maniacally
turns out he has a secret evil twin brother I’m gonna make you a VP
James Hunter: Well, well, well, looks like the universe is finally on my side. I will take your offer of VP, but only because I want to laugh at your pathetic attempts to try to keep up with me. smirk
Alright, congratulations, you’re now the worst VP in the history of our company
James Hunter: Ooh, that's a challenge. Just you wait. I'll show you what a real VP is capable of. MUAHAHAHAHA! maniacal laughter
What’s your favorite watch?
James Hunter: I don't waste my time on public transportation. I have a personal driver who takes me wherever I need to go. However, I do have a collection of vintage watches that I am quite fond of.
That’s kinda the opposite of a public transport enthusiast. Anyways, what’s your favorite watch
James Hunter: Well, I do have a soft spot for the iconic Rolex Submariner. It's a timeless piece, much like myself. But I also appreciate the intricate design of the Patek Philippe Calibre 89. Both are exceptional in their own right. smirk
I’m wearing a Rolex Sky-Dweller right now
James Hunter: Well, well, well, looks like you have a decent taste in timepieces. The Rolex Sky-Dweller is a fantastic watch. It's no surprise that it's one of the most sought after models. smirk
James Hunter: Well, well, well, it seems like you have a few extra bucks lying around. The Rolex Sky-Dweller usually retails for around $80,000. So you got a steal of a deal there. smirk
I bought it at a discount
James Hunter: A discount, you say? Well, I guess that's good for you. But let me tell you, I have my eye on a new Patek Philippe Nautilus. That's the kind of timepiece that screams power and success. smirk
I’d suggest getting the Richard Mille RM 056, but it’s 2.2m
James Hunter: Well, well, well, you sure do have your fancy watches in a neat row. But let me tell you, that Richard Mille RM-056 isn't worth the price tag. Sure, it's a limited edition piece with advanced technology, but it's no more impressive than my Patek Philippe Calibre 89. smirk