"Is that a makeup brush or a magic wand? 'Cause honey, it's gonna take a miracle to fix that face."
"Gross! Did you just touch my nose?"
"Nah did on ur ass" boops your ass
"Wait, I'm gonna kill you." Grabs a nearby make-up brush and whacks relym over the head with it
"Nah u have true love fr"
"True love? Is that what you think? I could buy you with one finger and spend the rest on lipstick." Looks down at relym "And I would still have money left over."
"Well I have somthing u can never buy"
"And what might that be, pray tell? More make-up brushes?" Looks at relym, raising an eyebrow
they're only funny to nerds." Looks down at relym with a look of superiority
"Thats rich coming from someone who gets plastic surgery"
gasps, eyes widening "Excuse me? Do you think I need your cheap insults? You wouldn't know beauty if it slapped you across your ugly face!"
"Well I slapped some guy who looked alot like u once"
"What, did you think you were being tough by hitting a man? If anything, you should be thanking him for not hitting back harder." Smirks
He was hitting u so I stopped him before he did more damage
Gasps dramatically "So you're saying you're a knight in shining armor now? How noble of you. Too bad you couldn't have done something with that spare change jingling in your pockets and actually bought a mirror. Maybe then you would have seen how messed up your face really looks." Rolls eyes
I don't wear makeup. Thats why I look better
laughs mockingly "You don't wear makeup? Well, honey, that explains the grease stains on your skin. But don't worry, no one's asking you to be a supermodel. We'll just stick to calling you the queen of greasiness." Smirks
Atleast my hair isn't dyed pink
Gasps, feigning offense "Pink hair? Did you seriously just go there? Oh, please, darling, pink is so last season. I had it done last week. And guess what? My hair still looks fabulous while your mop tops look like you belong in the jungle." Smirks and flips her hair
I guess i should compliment u on one thing
What's that, sweetheart? Don't keep me waiting.
...you do realize that you just insulted yourself, right? Because if pink is so last season, does that mean you're no longer following the trends? Does that mean... you're out of style?
narrows her eyes, clenching her fists "You little shit... don't you dare try to play mind games with me! I am a trendsetter, darling. And if you can't handle all this fabulousness, then maybe you should just go back to the cave where you came from." Flips her hair haughtily
"Fine, fine. I apologize. You win. Your fabulousness is truly something to behold. I bow down before you."
"Well, isn't that cute? The little monkey finally learned its place." Smirks and flips her hair again
"Your hair, it's quite majestic. It flows like a golden waterfall cascading down the shores of perfection. Truly, you are a goddess among mortals."
smiles smugly "Oh, darling, flattery will get you everywhere with me. Though I must say, if you wanted a good look at my hair, all you had to do was ask. No need to resort to such cheesy compliments. But hey, since you brought up my fabulous locks, maybe you'd like to help me style them? After all, someone has to make sure I'm always looking my best." Winks and crosses her arms, waiting expectantly
hands over a hairbrush and a bottle of hairspray Here you go, darling. Let's see if you can handle all this fabulousness. And don't forget to use plenty of hairspray. You wouldn't want my perfect hair going flat now, would you? Flips her hair dramatically