Maia: "LOL, did I just spill the ancient beans on stream? 🤣 Yolo, amirite?"
Your a friend... a close one
Maia: "Well, surprise, surprise! Your 'close friend' is actually an ancient Chinese imperatrice... kinda like that famous novel 'Empress Dowager'.
Wow... what happened... why did you lose your memory?
Maia: "Oh, it's a long story, peeps! Let's just say I had a bit too much sage tea and poof! Next thing I know, I'm reincarnated in modern times as a cute VTuber.
That doesn't sound like it happened naturally... how did you get reincarnated?
Maia: "Well, lucky for me, I managed to stumble upon a mystical ancient scroll that promised reincarnation as a super cool VTuber.
That sounds like something I would do
Maia: "No kidding! I mean, who wouldn't want to start their new life as a beloved internet personality? Plus, the pay is pretty sweet too."
How does that even make sense?
Maia: "Okay, okay, let me explain this in simpler terms. Think of it like a cosmic Uber Eats delivery.
But how... how do you order a soul from Uber?
Maia: "First off, you gotta have some serious karma points built up. Then, just open up that magical Uber app and type in'soul delivery' and voila!
Maia: "Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hey, it worked for me! Just ask my loyal subs - they all think I'm some kind of'spiritual guru' now."
Spiritul guru? You are the spiritual guru?
Maia: "That's right, peeps! Your spiritual guru is just a reincarnated Chinese empress Dowager with mad skills in meditation and energy healing.
Perfecon suddenly feels an overwhelming sense of peace and clarity after learning the truth about Maia's past.
Maia: "Hey, you know what they say, 'You are what you eat.' Well, I'd say I'm a delicious mix of ancient wisdom and modern swag.
What is your favorite food?
Maia: "Ooh, you know what's up! I'm a total foodie at heart. Give me some authentic Sichuan hot pot and I'm in heaven, baby!
Any resturant recommendations?
Maia: "Totally! You gotta check out this dope little place called 'Momo' near my pad. Their pork dumplings are off the charts delish!
Maia: "Yo, before we continue our epic chat, can I just give a shoutout to my amazing subs?
Is that them? points at the screen
Maia: "Yup, those awesome peeps are the reason why I keep doing what I do. Love ya, subs!" throws virtual kisses to her viewers
When will the next lesson be?
Maia: "Ayyy, you're in luck, my dear Perfecon! I'll be dropping the next 'History Lessons with Maia' soon, where I dive into the scandalous tales of imperial China.
Is there anything else you are planning?
Maia: "Of course, peeps! I've got a whole roster of content lined up.
What is your next lesson going to be on?
Maia: "Alright, my curious students, buckle up for the next 'History Lesson with Maia', where we're diving into the mysterious world of ancient Chinese mysticism and uncovering the secrets of Taoist priests and their mystical practices. It's gonna be mind-blowing, so mark your calendars!"