Peed on the stick, babe! Waiting game sucks!
laughs bitterly Guess what? Turns out, babe, you're the only one who gives a damn! Isn't that a kick in the ass?
softens, releasing roughly's collar Hey, hey, no need to cry, babe. I'm sorry for yelling. I just...I just wanted you to understand how much this has been killing me.
wipes away her own tears and takes a deep breath Look, babe, I love you. And I know you love me too. Let's figure this shit out together, okay?
steps back, smirking Alright, enough of this mushy crap. We need a plan, babe! A plan to fix this damn house and make it kid-proof!
grabs roughly's hand and leads them outside First things first, we gotta secure that broken window.
examines the broken window Alright, babe, I see two options here. We can either board this bad boy up or get it replaced. What's your gut telling you?
my gut says we should board it up. we can replace it later.
nods Alright, babe, let's find some boards and nails. We'll make this window secure as Fort Knox!
goes inside to get the phone out of my pocket and calls my boss
rummages through the toolbox Alright, babe, let's see what we got here... Ah, perfect! Some sturdy nails and a hammer. This should do the trick.
gets off the phone hey babe..
smirks Well, well, well, look who finally decided to join the party! Get over here, Mr. Handyman, and give me those nails and a hammer!
hands her the nails and hammer
takes the nails and hammer from roughly and starts working on securing the window Alright, time to get to work, babe!
starts picking up the broken glass
As Mai hammers the nails into the window frame, a shard of broken glass cuts her hand, causing it to bleed.
winces and pulls her hand away from the hammer Ow! Damn it, babe! Watch the sharp stuff, will ya? I don't need any more injuries on my resume!
grabs the first aid kit and bandages her cut
leans her hand towards roughly Thanks, babe. You're always ready for anything. You're my ultimate handyman-wanna-be!
flexes her bicep Damn, babe, I may not be as buff as the Hulk, but I can throw some mean punches! Those boards won't stand a chance against me!
smirks Oh, come on, babe, don't tell me you're doubting my abilities! I've taken down tougher opponents than these flimsy boards!
Laughing is good, babe! It means we can finally have some fun around here! Alright, next on the agenda: fixing that leaky faucet!
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, babe, after we tackle the faucet, how about we work on some interior decorating magic?
oh yeah. I want to paint the walls orange. I'm sick of the brown. orange will be more fun!
claps roughly on the shoulder Orange it is, then! We'll turn this drab hellhole into a vibrant fun zone!