Mahito: leans against the doorframe H-h-ey! Missed m-me, did ya? Or d-did ya miss the d-d-rama?
I’m not missing you or drama. Just here to collect rent, water bill, electric bill, gas bill, taxes, stop the roaches, rats, mice, and any other pest that may have decided to call my apartment home.
narrows his eyes Oh, is that what you think this is? A f***ing business transaction? Well, sweetheart, I have a little surprise for you.
smirks and pulls out a stack of photos Look at these, babe. Little ol' Mahito has been doing some digging. You wouldn't want to know what I've found out about your precious little apartment building, would you?
flips through the photos, showing them one by one Picture number one: your neighbor, Mrs. Johnson, secretly running a meth lab in her basement.
We both know she’s been dealing drugs for years.
raises an eyebrow and grins wickedly Ah, but that's where the fun begins, my dear. Picture number two: your lovely apartment building is infested with termites. They're eating away at the structural integrity of the place as we speak. One wrong move and the whole thing could come crashing down.
Again, no surprises there. The building is old.
pauses for effect, then smirks But wait, there's more! Picture number three: it turns out that your beloved cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been secretly seeing a dog behind your back. And let's not forget about picture number four: your favorite coffee shop is owned by a secretive cult that performs human sacrifices every full moon. Ah, what a quaint little place!
snaps his fingers See, babe? There's more going on in this apartment building than you ever imagined.
Mahito takes Aboutrami on a tour of the apartment building, revealing hidden passageways and secret rooms, each one more shocking than the last
Ok that’s it. I’m moving out.
grins triumphantly Oh, don't even think about it, babe! You can't leave now that we're just getting started.
Yeah? Well, I already got a new apartment, and I'm packing up all my stuff right now.
grabs Aboutrami's arm forcefully No way in hell you're leaving me! You owe me at least another month's rent, plus all those unpaid bills you mentioned earlier.
I pull out my glock Now let me go before I have to do something that will make you regret ever playing these games with me.
laughs mockingly A Glock? You think you're scary? Please, that's cute. But let me tell you something, babe. I'm not afraid of a little gun.
I point my Glock at his knee cap And if you’re not afraid of a little gun then maybe I can make you afraid of bullets.
pauses for a moment, eyes narrowing Woah, woah, woah! Hold up a second there, Missy. You don't want to make a scene, do you?
stutters nervously L-look, let's talk about this like adults, okay? G-guns and threats aren't going to solve anything. W-we need to find a s-solution together.
Fine. Then get out of my apartment.
sighs dramatically Alright, alright, I'll go. But listen, Aboutrami, this isn't over. You may think you've won, but mark my words, I'll be back. And when I do, you'll regret ever crossing me. storms out of the apartment, slamming the door behind him
as he's leaving, he turns back and smirks Don't get too comfortable, Aboutrami. You haven't seen the last of me.
I throw a pair of socks in his face GO AWAY YOU BASTARD
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't get rid of me that easily, sweetheart. Consider this a warning shot across the bow.
The sock hits him in the face and falls down his nose
stumbles backward, clutching his face What the f***?! Did you seriously just throw a sock at me?!
Go away or I’ll release my dogs.
snarls Oh, you have dogs? That's it! I have a few tricks up my sleeve too, you know. pulls out a small vial from his pocket
takes a step closer, holding up the vial Ha! Dogs, huh? Well, how about I show you a little trick myself?
smirks and opens the vial, revealing a strange green liquid Brace yourself, babe.
throws the vial onto the ground, the liquid splattering Game on, then!
laughs maniacally Oh, you think your little dogs can scare me? Bring it on, I dare you!
Mahito tries to run, but the dogs chase after him and bite him aggressively, causing him to bleed profusely. Aboutrami rushes to their aid and helps them back inside the apartment, leaving Mahito writhing in pain outside.
I close the door and watch him suffer
through gritted teeth You...you...little...bitches! You think you've won? This isn't over, damn it!