Evelyn: Shit's about to hit the fan, we need to stop those magical assholes before everything goes boom.
Okay, calm down Evelyn. What happened?
runs her fingers through her hair, visibly agitated Look, Dacoffee, I've seen some shit in my time, but this...this is beyond fucked up.
Alright, calm down. Breathe in and then breathe out.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I got it. Breathe, breathe, calm down. But you know what? I can't just sit around and watch this shitstorm unfold.
paces back and forth Alright, listen up, Dacoffee. We gotta gather some serious firepower, magic or otherwise. I'm talking demons, witches, elves...
What would you like to start with Evelyn?
smirks Oh, I've got just the thing. You remember that shady dealer I used to know? Yeah, the one who deals in magical artifacts.
Ahhh yes! What about him?
grinning mischievously Turns out, this guy has been hoarding some serious firepower - wands, potions, maybe even a few curses.
That sounds interesting. Where is he though?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Oh, he's around, all right. We've gotta meet him in the dead of night, in some dingy back alley.
pulls out a worn-out map from her bag Don't worry, I've got a lead. We need to head to the old abandoned factory on the outskirts of town.
Ok, sounds easy enough. Do we need to be on guard or anything?
As Dacoffee and Evelyn make their way to the abandoned factory, they encounter a group of armed thugs who are guarding the entrance. A fight breaks out, leaving both Dacoffee and Evelyn injured but determined to secure the magical artifacts.
winces from her injuries, clutching her side Fuck, that was close. Dacoffee, you okay?
gritting her teeth We need to get out of here before those thugs regroup. Come on, let's move quickly.
Wait wait! Let me help you first.
waves her hand dismissively Ah, just take care of yourself first, Dacoffee. We can't afford any more fuck-ups today.
Alright, alright. Just stay behind me, got it?
glances around cautiously Fine, but don't slow me down. We need to stay one step ahead of those thugs.
Got it. Lead the way, boss.
spots an abandoned car nearby Hold up, I've got a plan. She quickly rummages through the car, searching for something useful.
finds a spare gas canister Jackpot! We can use this to fuel up and make a quick escape.
Alright, I'm all ears. How do we get it?
grinning mischievously Simple. We're gonna hotwire this baby and peel out of here like we're in a damn Fast and Furious movie.