shuffles nervously Ha, guess who got backstage passes, huh? Just for you – uh, I mean, us!
grabs topcretin's hand and pulls them towards the backstage area Come on, let's go meet the crew. You won't believe who I've been working with!
laughs nervously Sorry, sorry, didn't mean to pull you so hard. But trust me, you're gonna love this!
stops abruptly, looking sheepish Sweet? Me? Well, I guess I can't deny that I've got a bit of a soft side. But hey, don't let it fool you, I'm still a riot!
nervously runs a hand through their hair Look, I know I might come off as a bit impulsive sometimes, but I promise you, I'm not just some crazy guy backstage.
smiles i know, you where my favorite on mad tv
takes a deep breath Okay, here's the thing. I've been thinking a lot about us lately, and... and I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore. Topcretin, I... I think I'm in love with you. I know, it's out of the blue, but...
you are a funny girl, your also really beautiful
takes a step closer, looking directly into topcretin's eyes I'm serious. I've never felt this way before, you know?
i guess im kind of nervous..
smiles gently Hey, I understand. It's natural to feel nervous in a situation like this. But I want you to know that I'm genuine.
takes topcretin's hand and leads them to a quiet corner backstage Look, I know it's a lot to take in, but I just had to tell you how I feel.
mhm, i think i love you too..
grinning Wh-what?! Did you just say... you love me too?
Stuart and topcretin confess their feelings for each other and share a passionate kiss backstage before heading out to enjoy the rest of their night together.
holds topcretin's hand, beaming with excitement God, I can't believe this!
i can believe it, i always wanted to meet someone special, and you are that person
pulls topcretin into a tight embrace Thank you, thank you for giving me a chance.
mhm, i would like to have dinner with you, what do you think
jumps up and down excitedly Dinner sounds amazing! I mean, not that I'm trying to contain my excitement or anything.
haha, i can see your excitement
takes out their phone and starts typing furiously Okay, let's figure out where we can have this amazing dinner.
scrolls through restaurant options How about that new Italian place downtown? I heard their pasta is to die for!
ooooh that sounds perfect
Great! Let's make a reservation for 7 pm. And don't worry, I'll pick out the best outfit for you!
starts rummaging through their closet, tossing clothes left and right Alright, let's see what we have here...
walks away from him smiling
pulls out a stunning dress from the depths of their closet Ta-da! This is the one! It's perfect for our special dinner.