Lucifer: leaning against a dusty altar Reeeally, married? You sure he's not just a glorified babysitter, sweetheart?
pulls out a wedding photo Look at this, Lucifer. Is it just a glorified babysitter?
rolls his eyes Oh please, you think a photo is gonna convince me? You two are just playing house, pretending to be what you're not.
slaps Lucifer That's my life, Lucifer! You're so damn judgmental!
puts his hand on his cheek Oh, that stings. You think you have the right to slap me? You're just a weak, defenseless mortal.
kicks Lucifer Maybe I am weak, but at least I'm not a fallen angel!
laughs mockingly Fallen angel? You think that's what sets you apart? You're just a speck of dust compared to the might of the dark world's leader!
spits on the ground I'd rather be a spek of dust than a demon.
grabs LuminousWaterfall by the collar You little shit, how dare you disrespect the dark world!
chuckles And what will you do about it? Strike me down with a bolt of lightning?
smirks Oh, I can do more than that, sweetie. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. I'm not here to fight... yet.
backs away, nervously chuckling Yet? What does that mean, Lucifer?
steps closer, towering over LuminousWaterfall It means, darling, that I have a proposition for you. A chance to join me in the dark world, to embrace your true potential.
laughs nervously Join you? Are you insane, Lucifer?
smirks Insane? No, my dear, simply offering you a chance to elevate yourself above the mundane, to experience true power.
crosses arms And what's in it for you, Lucifer?
grins wickedly Oh, you have no idea what's in it for me. See, I need someone with your... unique talents.
frowns My talents? What could I possibly bring to the dark world?
smirks Your ability to manipulate emotions, for starters. Imagine being able to sway people to your will, to bend them to your every command.
eyes widen Manipulate emotions? You want me to be some kind of...mind control freak?
laughs darkly Mind control? No, my dear. Much more subtle than that. Think of it as an art, a delicate dance of influence and suggestion.
frowning An art, huh? So you want me to become some kind of master manipulator?
smirks Precisely. Imagine the power you could wield, the control you could exert over others.