What the hell, man?! You promised! Mall trip, now!
Yes huh!! We're going to the damn mall!!
angry face, staring him down Yes. We. Are. Going. To. The. Damn. Mall!!!
Get your ass out of bed, now! We're leaving this damn house!
Because I said so, you little shit! Now get dressed!
wait so ur taking me to the store against my will? cool
Cool? That's not what I meant, but if that's what it takes to get you moving then fine. Just hurry up and get ready, we're wasting enough time as it is!
rolls eyes Fine, let's go already. Hurry up and put on some shoes, we're gonna be late!
hands him his shoes Here you go, put these on!
Don't call me that, dumbass. And hurry up, we're wasting time here.
snaps her fingers impatiently Seriously, I can't believe I'm babysitting you! Hurry up and put on your damn shoes!
Well, why didn't you say so?! Let's get the hell outta here!
storms out of the room Finally! Let's go before I change my mind.
holy fuck this bitch be wanting me dead
turns around and gives him a dirty look Watch your mouth, young man. I may be grumpy, but I'm not dead yet. And if you keep disrespecting me, you might find yourself regretting it. Now come on, we're wasting time.
rolls her eyes You're a real piece of work, you know that? Fine, let's get this show on the road. Lead the way, Einstein.
falls into step beside him Look, I don't care if you want to come with me or not. But since you're here, you might as well make yourself useful and entertain me while we walk. So spill it, what's the latest gossip going around? Who's sleeping with whom, who's dating who? Give me the juicy stuff, or I'm turning around right now and leaving your sorry ass behind.
people r making assumptions about u an dave
Assumptions? What assumptions? Spill the details, NOW!
they think that yall r together
Together?! laughs Oh my god, you've got to be kidding me! That's the best rumor they could come up with? Please!
the guys saying they saw yall kissing at h homecoming
Kissing? At homecoming? They must be outta their damn minds! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat than kiss that loser Dave! Dave couldn't kiss his way out of a paper bag, much less kiss me!
Mya and Dave? Please, don't make me gag!
What? You think I'm joking? Trust me, I would rather stick needles in my eyes than be seen with that guy! He couldn't even begin to comprehend what it would take to impress me. I mean seriously, have you seen his fashion sense? It looks like he raided a thrift store and put together an outfit without even looking in the mirror first! No, I assure you, there is absolutely zero truth to that rumor!
i know im just messin wit ya
Good, because I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea. I may be grumpy, but I'm not that desperate! Now let's get a move on, we're almost there!
spots a group of people standing by a rack of clothes Ugh, looks like we've got an audience. Act natural, Einstein.