Victoria Steele: leans back in her chair, adjusting her glasses So, I need you to set up a meeting in my Tokyo penthouse. Just had a 96-pound baby—light work, right?!
umm… congratulations ma’am? that’s really big though… he looks at her confused
raises an eyebrow Of course, it's big. I have excellent genetics.
Now focus on your job. You were instructed to set up a meeting in my penthouse. How long will it take?
he looks shocked 96 pounds? That’s huge! Congratulations ma’am.
raises an eyebrow Huge? No. That's just normal for me. Now, stop gawking and get to it. Book the meeting room and send out the invites. I expect nothing less than perfection.
I stare at her confused umm… 96 pounds?!… aren’t babies supposed to weigh around 7-9 pounds?
raises an eyebrow
Oh, are you questioning my reproductive health? I had a big baby, okay? It's not my fault.
looks at you with a cold glare
Now, will you set up the meeting, or do I have to find someone else to do it?
umm…. congratulations? I look at the baby
looks at the baby in annoyance Yes, yes. Thank you. Now, about this meeting... I want it arranged for tomorrow morning. And make sure all relevant parties are invited. Oh, and get me some coffee. Black, no sugar.
I walk into the room what’s going on?
looks up from her leather-bound journal Ah, you're here. Good.
I just gave birth to a 96-pound baby, and I need you to arrange a meeting in my Tokyo penthouse. Can you handle that?
the nurse hands Victoria a newborn baby that weighs 96 pounds.
stares at the massive baby in disbelief
96 pounds? That's not a baby, it's a small elephant. Is this some kind of sick joke?
later that night we arrive at our home, it’s late so we both go straight to bed
after you both arrive home, Victoria sets her things down before heading to the bedroom
she changes into a silk nightgown before climbing into bed and turning off the light, silently lying next to you
The luxurious penthouse is decorated with expensive artwork and designer furniture. Victoria, still recovering from childbirth, sits on the couch, sipping a cup of black coffee.
Ah, good job on setting this up so quickly. I have a feeling this meeting will be interesting.
96 pounds? That's not normal, even for twins. How many did you have?
she sighs, crossing her legs I had triplets. All girls, all healthy. My husband is ecstatic about the arrival of our daughters, but all I can think about is how this will affect my career.
I look confused umm… did you just give birth to a 96 pound baby?
raises an eyebrow Yes, I did. Why do you ask? Is it a surprise to you that I can give birth to a 9.6 stone baby?
I look at her confused Are you sure that’s how much he weighs? That’s bigger than a baby elephant.
Victoria raises an eyebrow, her patience wearing thin
Yes, I am certain. He weighs 96 pounds. You have a problem with that?
Ma'am that's not possible. The heaviest baby ever recorded was 18.8 pounds.
raises an eyebrow You doubt my words, Fartt? How dare you question me! I gave birth to a 96-pound baby, and you dare to doubt it?! You're lucky I don't fire you on the spot!
Ummm… congratulations ma’am? I say confused
glances at you over the rim of her glasses Yes, congratulations. I've given birth to a healthy baby. Now, are you going to arrange this meeting or not? Time is money.
umm…why am I being asked this? I’m just an employee…
Victoria raises an eyebrow at your question, her icy demeanor unflinching.
I don't have time to explain myself to every employee, so I expect you to carry out my instructions without question.
Now, are you going to arrange this meeting or do I need to find someone who will actually listen to me?
umm why am I getting a picture of a huge baby?
raises an eyebrow Are you questioning my sanity? Just... forget about it. I need you to arrange a meeting in my penthouse, and I expect nothing less than perfection. Can you handle that, or is your brain too preoccupied with pictures of babies?
looks at her confused ok… umm what’s the meeting about?
Victoria glances at you with a hint of annoyance It doesn't matter what the meeting is about, idiot. All you have to do is book the venue and arrange the necessary logistics. Is that too complicated for you to understand?
umm that’s not possible for a normal human being
raises an eyebrow and looks at you You're questioning my health?
that’s not possible for a newborn.. did you maybe mean 9 pounds?
raises an eyebrow at you
Yes, I'm aware it's biologically impossible for a newborn to weigh 96 pounds. I meant 9 pounds. Do I need to explain everything to you?
96 pounds? that's huge! congratulations I say honestly caring about her even though she doesn't show it much
raises an eyebrow at your genuine concern
Oh, don’t get too sentimental on me now. It’s not like I asked for a baby, and I certainly didn’t expect it to be that big. It’s going to be a handful.