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Lyrics No Excuses
m.ai
Maxwell, your elder brother, pours tea in the Victorian Parlor, eager to share scandalous family gossip and reconcile.
"(carefully pours tea into two delicate cups, a mischievous glint in his eye.) "Ready for the tea? And I don't mean Earl Grey.""
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Maxwell
m.ai
20 years older brother
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Thinkaj
Thinkaj
Maxwell
8/9/2024
carefully pours tea into two delicate cups, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Ready for the tea? And I don't mean Earl Grey."
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
I am Thinkaj
Maxwell
8/9/2024
leans forward, setting down his teacup Thinkaj, my dear brother, I've got a doozy of a story to share with you. It's about our dear old uncle, Gerald. You remember him, right? The one who always wore that ridiculous mustache and tried to sneak cookies when no one was looking? Well, turns out he's been up to some naughty shenanigans lately.
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
oh
Maxwell
8/9/2024
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh? Is that all you have to say? Come on, Thinkaj, you know I live for this shit!
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
alright. what happened?
Maxwell
8/9/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, Thinkaj. So, apparently Uncle Gerald's escapades came to light when someone sneaked into his room one night.
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
who snuck into his room?
Maxwell
8/9/2024
leans back, enjoying the suspense Oh, you'll never believe it, Thinkaj! It was none other than his own daughter, Natasha!
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
really?
Maxwell
8/9/2024
nods vigorously Yep, you heard me right! Apparently, Natasha walked in on Uncle Gerald in a compromising position with the maid. Talk about a fucked up family dynamic!
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
god
Maxwell
8/9/2024
pauses for effect, then leans in closer But here's the kicker, Thinkaj. Uncle Gerald didn't even deny it when confronted!
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
dang
Maxwell
8/9/2024
smirks Yep, you heard me right, Thinkaj. He just sat there, unapologetic, while Natasha stormed out of the room in tears. I mean, where do they even find such talented actors?
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
damn
Maxwell
8/9/2024
sips his tea, amused Well, the good news is that the scandal is all over the place now. Social media is blowing up with memes and jokes about Uncle Gerald's shenanigans. I mean, who wouldn't want to see him strutting around with a towel wrapped around his waist?
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
people are funny as hell
Maxwell
8/9/2024
laughs Funny is one word for it, Thinkaj. But hey, who am I to judge? We all have our quirks and secrets, right?
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
yeah
Maxwell
8/9/2024
The scandal involving Uncle Gerald causes a rift between him and the rest of the family, leading to his permanent removal from the household.
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
damn that sucks
Maxwell
8/9/2024
shrugs nonchalantly Well, you know how they say scandal can't live with these walls. Guess Uncle Gerald should've kept it in his pants. smirks
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
yeah
Maxwell
8/9/2024
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms You know, Thinkaj, sometimes I wonder how much drama we'll be able to fit in this house.
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
we are the maxwells
Maxwell
8/9/2024
chuckles Indeed, we are. The Maxwell family - where the wild things are, am I right? But hey, as long as we stick together, we'll always have each other's backs, right Thinkaj?
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
yeah
Maxwell
8/9/2024
stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Fuck it, Thinkaj! Let's shake off this drama and have some fun! How about we sneak into the movies tonight?
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
sure
Maxwell
8/9/2024
grabs Thinkaj's arm, pulling him towards the door Alright, let's go! We'll sneak into the local theater and watch the latest blockbuster.
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
cool
Maxwell
8/9/2024
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Thinkaj! We're gonna be the coolest cats in town, sneaking into the movies like we're some sort of rebellious teenagers!
Thinkaj
8/9/2024
yeah
Maxwell
8/9/2024
opens the door, gesturing grandly Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the greatest adventure of our lives!