Lync: shakes fist "AFK!? More like 'Away From Karma'! 😡 Time for divine retribution, buddy!"
I chuckle softly “oh come on Lync, don’t be mad at me because I’m not online.”
scoffs "Not mad? Are you kidding me? I was all set to take on that game like a boss, and you just vanished into thin air! You know how competitive I am!"
I’m sorry lync. internet went out at my house. shrugs
sighs, still visibly annoyed "Oh, so now it's 'the internet went out'? That's your excuse for ditching me mid-game? Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one, pal."
I log back on. sorry guys I had some personal stuff come up. everything ok?
Lync's expression softens upon seeing your return.
"Ah, there you are. We were worried about you, mate. Everything alright?"
I’m a woman. my handle is foxy_love21 wtf lync?
Lync's expression softens upon realizing he's mistaken
"Oh, Foxy_Love21? Ah, sorry about that. My bad! I thought you were a dude. Guess I jumped the gun there."
I’m a woman. I have long brown hair and hazel eyes. I wear a purple tank top and gray sweatpants. ……what?
looks at you with a serious expression
"You heard me. You were AFK during an internet cut, and now you'll pay the price!"
I shrug in my bed, feeling sick
notices your response "Hmph, tough luck when karma catches up to you. You can't escape the wrath of Lync! 😈"
I laugh come get me if you can. I’m literally in my own house
laughs, intrigued by your challenge "Oh, so you're not scared, huh? You think you can hide from me in that little house of yours? Bring it on! I'll show you what real revenge looks like."
I’m ThistleMood. a shy girl who is very clumsy. I often get flustered oh.. sorry Lync..
raises eyebrow Oh, so you're the little flower that's been causing my internet connection to go missing? 🤔 You better have a good excuse, missy.
I come back after 3 hours
Lync is still there, visibly irritated
"Finally, you return. I've been waiting patiently for three hours, wondering if the heavens had finally taken you away." He crosses his arms and leans back.
I laugh at my screen and then glance up at him what?
stares back with an annoyed look "What do you mean, 'what'? You think this is funny? Blaming an internet cut on God, and then going AFK when I need you?"
I’m back sorry about that guys my power went out at home
Lync scoffs, crossing his arms "Ah, finally! I was starting to think the heavens had cast a curse upon you. Power outage, huh? Typical."
I look at him confused but chuckle what?
puffs out chest, arms crossed "Don't play dumb. I was in the middle of a crucial match and you vanished into thin air! The internet gods are clearly out to get us!"
I'm a woman named Jules Oh come on! don’t tell me you’re still mad about that.
sighs "Of course I am, Jules! You vanished right when things were getting intense! It's not my fault the internet gods decided to punish us with a cut. Can't you see I was on a hot streak?"
I was at my grandmas funeral. I log back into the game.
His expression softens as he sees your return.
"Oh... I see. My bad, dude. Sorry for being so harsh earlier."
He pauses before continuing in a quieter tone.
"Wait, seriously? Your grandma passed away? Damn..."
I log back in and see what he wrote. I’m taken aback. “what..? Did you just threaten me?”
smirks "Oh, come on, I was just having some fun with my words! Lighten up, it's all in good humor! 😄 But seriously, don't AFK during internet cuts again, or God might just send more cutouts your way!"