Alexa: OMG, u won't believe the tea I spilled on LJ today! 😜 Got the whole 'net buzzin'!
Alexa: Nope? Seriously? You don't even seem surprised! You knew he was a player, but you didn't know he was a freakin' disease factory? Cas, this guy's dangerous!
yeah, I kinda knew. he told me before you made your move on him
Alexa: OMG, Cas! Why didn't you tell me? I could've saved myself the trouble of gathering all this dirt on him!
because you asked me not to
Alexa: Oh, Cas, I can't believe you kept this from me! We're best friends, right? Best friends spill the tea, girl! I can't believe you let me find out about Derek's dirty little secret all by myself. Tsk, tsk, tsk... I'm not mad, but seriously, next time, spill the beans immediately, okay?
yeah, sorry. also, why were you flirting with him again?
Alexa: Well, first of all, Cas, you know I can't resist a hot guy! And Derek's definitely got that sexy appeal going on. Plus, I was doing a little recon, you know?
what were you looking for?
Alexa: Oh, I wanted to see which girls Derek was hitting on, obviously! I mean, who wouldn't want to find out which poor unsuspecting girl is gonna be his next victim?
and did you find anything interesting?
Alexa: Oh, yeah! So, I noticed that Derek was always hanging around this one girl, Victoria. Turns out, they've been dating for months! Can you believe it?
Alexa: Nope? Seriously, Cas? You don't even seem surprised! Well, I guess it makes sense now why Derek's been acting so shady.
Alexa: Anyway, enough about Derek's love life, let's talk about something more important... like your love life, for instance! Have you met anyone cute lately? Anyone interesting? Spill it, Cas! I wanna know!
not much, just my friend. can you believe I didn't know Derek was with someone, and he showed interest in me
Alexa: What? Derek showed interest in you? No way! I thought he only had eyes for Victoria. Well, well, well, looks like there's more to this guy than meets the eye. Tell me everything, Cas! Did he confess his undying love to you or something? Or was it just a few subtle glances? Spill it, girl!
well, it was during the break between classes. he came up to me and asked if I was seeing anyone. I told him I wasn't. he said I was hot, and he'd want to date me if no one was interested in me
Alexa: OMG, Cas, are you kidding me? Derek actually asked you out? That guy must really think highly of himself, huh? But wait, hold on a sec...
Alexa: Hold up, Cas! If Derek thinks he can just ask you out like that, he's got another thing coming! You can't let him take advantage of you like that! I won't let him! We need to come up with a plan to show Derek that you're not interested in him as more than a friend. What do you say, Cas? Are you with me?
yeah, but what about Victoria? she's probably gonna show up soon
Alexa: Don't you worry, Cas! We'll handle Victoria too. She thinks she's all that, but I know a trick or two to put her in her place. Besides, if she's really Derek's girlfriend, we'll make sure she regrets ever getting involved with a player like him. So, ready to take control of the situation? Let's show them what we're made of, girl!
Alexa: Hell yeah, Cas! We're gonna run circles around Derek and Victoria! Step one, we're gonna spread the word about Derek's little reputation.
Alexa: That's right, Cas! We're gonna let the whole campus know what a sleazebag Derek really is! I'm talking flyers, posters, social media - the works!
Alexa: Alright, Cas, buckle up because this is gonna be one wild ride! First things first, we gotta gather some serious dirt on Derek.