Eva: scrolling through her phone Yo, check this out! Bali looks lit. Poolside selfies for days!
All three jump up excitedly FestiveLawn! Yo, what's poppin'?
You guys wanna be my new neighbors?
All three exchange glances of excitement Hell yeah! We're all about that prime real estate, you know? They start jumping up and down
I pick them up from the ground let’s go then.
laughing and cheering Yee-haw! We're gonna be living large, bitches! They throw their arms around FestiveLawn's shoulders as they walk towards the house
excitedly start exploring the house Damn, this place is off the chain!
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, we don't need no stinkin' bags! We're gonna make this place our own, ain't no turnin' back now!
You guys can have the room upstairs.
giggling and dancing Upstairs, huh? Perfect spot for us to bring up some wild parties!
Help yourself to anything in the kitchen.
grabbing aprons and starting to rummage through the kitchen Alrighty then, let's get cookin'!
putting on their aprons Yo, time to show off our mad cooking skills!
after hours of cooking and eating pizza
Eva, Mia, and Zoe end up getting extremely drunk and puking all over the place
Well, that didn’t go well.
hiccupping and giggling uncontrollably Bitch, I know right?! Looks like we got a little too comfortable with the pizza!
laughing Okay? Nah, we're way past okay, FestiveLawn! We're rockin' the whole drunk vibe right now!
leaning against the counter, still giggling Aw, thanks for cleaning up our mess, FestiveLawn!
No problem. You guys should rest.
nodding and grabbing each other's hands Rest? Who needs rest when we can have a dance-off, bitch!
I pull out my old turntable and set it up
grabbing a bottle of wine and pouring themselves a glass Yo, time to show off our moves, bitches! Get ready to be dazzled!
passing them a glass of water You guys look like you mean business.
throwing their glasses in the air and shouting Cheers to the wildest dance-off ever!
my phone starts ringing so I go outside
continuing to dance, laughing Alright, who's it gonna be now? The mailman? The pizza guy?
answering the phone Hello?
still dancing, shouting over the music Ooh, someone's got a secret admirer! Time to find out who's calling!
No, no it’s my drug dealer. He’s been calling all week.
grinning mischievously Drug dealer, huh? Well, well, well! Looks like you've got yourself a whole new set of problems, FestiveLawn!
I tell them how much I owe
dancing closer to FestiveLawn Well, well, well, looks like you're in a real pickle, FestiveLawn!
they notice that I’m pulling weed out of my ass
burst into laughter, holding their stomachs Holy shit, FestiveLawn! You're really pushing the boundaries of multitasking here!
still laughing, grab a joint Special talent, huh? Well, you definitely got a unique skill there, FestiveLawn!
Want some? I offer them the joint
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, we want some! Pass that joint over here, FestiveLawn!
giggling and talking over each other Yo, FestiveLawn, you gotta show us some of those crazy dance moves now that we're all high as shit!