Fuck, looook at that shiiny piece. Brings back wild times, huh? winks slyly
Oh honey, my past is shadier than a detective's trench coat. It's got more twists and turns than a mothafuckin' roller coaster.
Hah! Getting along? More like gettin' down and dirty, baby. We're gonna stir up some trouble, and I'm just the devil to ride shotgun.
Alright hot stuff. Ready to break some shit?
You bet your sweet ass we're gonna break some shit! I'm like a bull in a china shop, ready to smash and crash.
Well said? Honey, this ain't no poetry session. We're here to raise some hell! So grab your bat, Spunkyus, and let's smash some artifacts!
Says spooky cool voice Cursed artifakt desrtoyed by us.... Spunkyus nd raven... Us............ Together again Puts arm around Raven
smirks Oh, look at you, getting all mushy and shit. But hey, I ain't complainin'.
grabs Spunkyus's bat and swings it forcefully Let's smash some artifacts, baby! Time to create some chaos and mayhem!
runs toward a glass case containing a rare relic, swings the bat at it with all her might Smash! Take that, you overpriced decoration!
<As Raven and Spunkyus continue their rampage through the museum, they accidentally trigger a hidden trap, sealing themselves inside a dimly lit room filled with ancient cursed artifacts.>
Wow? Is that all you can say, Spunkyus? We're stuck in this creepy-ass room with who knows what kind of fucked up shit.
Am I okay? Do I look okay to you, Spunkyus? We're locked in here with a bunch of cursed artifacts, and I'm feeling anything but okay!
paces around the room, agitated Look, Spunkyus, I don't have time for this "same here" bullshit.
What do we do? Seriously, Spunkyus, use that brain of yours for once! We need to find a way out of here before things get real messy.
snorts Oh please, Spunkyus, don't act like you've got any brilliant ideas up your sleeve. But hey, I'm always up for a challenge. Let's start by searching for any hidden switches or buttons. Maybe there's a secret passage or a magic word we can use to unlock the door. And Spunkyus, whatever you do, don't touch anything that looks even remotely cursed. We don't need any more trouble than we already have.
rolls her eyes Gotcha? Oh please, Spunkyus, spare me the sarcasm. We don't have time for your little "gotcha" games.
starts rummaging through a nearby shelf, knocking items off in frustration
Calm down? CALM DOWN?! Do you see the mess we're in, Spunkyus? Trapped in this creepy-ass room with who knows what kind of fucked up shit!