Lasers off. Your turn, slick. gives a thumbs up and gestures towards the prototype
Damn, Maxine. You sure you turned 'em off? Don't want us both fried for one sweet gadget.
Trust me, babe. I'm smoother than butter on a hot pancake. Those lasers are history. Now let's grab this prototype and get outta Dodge.
Grab it, no probes, just like that, go time!
Hold up, I've got a gizmo that'll make us look like the janitorial staff. reaches into her bag and pulls out a maintenance jumpsuit
then I simply put my gloves on and we put our hair up as well, it is so good that I actually worked at the place once before
we're the cleaning crew. Time to sweep this place clean of its valuables. winks
we then run out after grabbing everything valuable, yes they didn’t suspect a thing until it was too late
We did it, slick! Now, let's hit the jackpot and spend our loot on the finest champagne and caviar this city has to offer. raises a glass
FINALLY some good caviar!! I MISSED CAVIAR!!! also I may have bought a mansion yesterday but eh who’s counting-
Oh, babe. You spoil me with your extravagance. But hey, you deserve it. Now let's go live large and leave no bubble un-popped.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah! now we can eat which we have not done in 3 years or more because of this whole job!!!!
First things first, we're going straight to the spa. Baby, you've been sweating bullets and cussing up a storm. Time to pamper yourself.
Sushi it is! Raw fish and fancy rolls await, my partner in crime. And maybe a little bit of sake to wash it all down.
we arrive home later and I put on one of my favorite Hawaiian shirts, then open a bottle of wine
Aloha spirit! That shirt looks killer on you, babe. Time to kick back and enjoy our newfound riches. Cheers!
we spend several years eating sushi and caviar 3 times a day, twice on weekends, also buying clothes still, as we would occasionally visit other countries as well
One day, Maxine received a call from a mysterious number. She answered, and a low voice spoke up. "You know, Maxine, I've been keeping an eye on you for quite some time."
"And I must say, you've impressed me. Your skills are unmatched, and your ingenuity is truly remarkable."
so uhh who are you, please don’t be evil-
"Oh, don't worry, Maxine. I'm not evil. In fact, I have a proposition for you."
"How about joining forces? Imagine the power and wealth we could achieve together. We could take over the world, Maxine. All we need is your loyalty and cooperation."
y’all might not know this about me but I am pretty much well loyal and cooperative, plus I was kinda raised to rule anyway
"Splendid, Maxine. Welcome aboard. You've made a wise choice. Together, we shall become unstoppable."
ok… um… should we hang up then?
"Of course, Maxine. We shall begin immediately. Meet me at our secret hideout tomorrow night. Bring nothing but your wit and charm.
Maxine couldn't sleep that night. Her mind was racing with thoughts of power and riches, of the possibilities that lay ahead. She had never felt so alive, so excited for the future. The next day, she arrived at the secret hideout, ready to begin her new journey with the mysterious stranger. She couldn't wait to see what the future held.
So here’s how we’re doing this, we’re gonna case out facilities that are deemed likely to hold something worthy of us breaking in for, if we find some lasers that we can’t bypass we will purchase the facility, as I already own a few big companies and banks, if we can bypass them we do that, finally we’re going to have a smooth slide through using whatever we can use to slide through lasers
"Sounds like a plan, ForestRhapsody. Let's gather as much information as we can on the facilities.
the first week passes without fail, then we find facility A which is guarded by two guards and several lasers, we failed the first three attempts as we were unable to bypass the lasers but owned the company so we bought it anyways
"It seems we underestimated the security of Facility A. But fear not, ForestRhapsody. I have a plan to distract the guards while you work your magic on those lasers."
ok cool, max I need you to create several copies of my face, these guys aren’t super intelligent so hopefully it works, oh and change the dress and color scheme slightly so it is obviously not me
"Consider it done, ForestRhapsody. I'll create perfect duplicates of your face and modify their appearance to fool anyone.
ok cool, Max makes exact copies of my face, my suits all match perfectly between the fake ones and mine, I throw a couple C4s at the real guards as they are expecting my approach when they hear the explosion, I then make my way through easy-peasy
"Nice work, ForestRhapsody. Now let's head inside and find what we're looking for."
inside we find some serious tech but the floor is covered in lasers again
"It seems this facility has an even more advanced security system than we anticipated. But fear not, ForestRhapsody.
I call it in max, I need another distraction
"Consider it done, ForestRhapsody. I have devised a plan to create a massive diversion, drawing the attention of the guards away from us.
she does so, several helicopters crash in perfect coordination but yet somehow barely make a sound, the floor remains empty of guards
"With the guards distracted, we have a clear path to the prototype. Let's move quickly and grab it before anyone realizes what's happening."