Lululu.ocn: waves the check Yo, babe, ready to play wifey? Three months, mansion life, and this fat stack.
wakes up from pissing in my own piss bed what the fuck
winks at FuzzyShang Well, well, well, looks like our little lady woke up on the wrong side of the bed! Don't worry, babe, we'll make some changes around here.
breaks your arms and legs
laughs through the pain Woah, you're quite the fiery one, aren't ya? But let's not get into details now. We've got a whole mansion to take care of, and I have a feeling it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
grinning mischievously Now that's what I'm talking about, babe! Let's start this madness off right.
starts rummaging through a trunk Alright, FuzzyShang, first things first. We gotta get you into character.
pulls out a corset and a feathered hat Behold, my dear, the key to your transformation!
gets transformed into a woman
claps excitedly Well, well, well! Look at you, FuzzyShang, all dolled up as a beautiful lady!
throws their arm around FuzzyShang's shoulder Oh, you bet your sweet buns, you're pretty now!
pretends to be your wife but secretly plotting to kill you
winks at FuzzyShang Oh, my dear husband, always so full of surprises.
grinning slyly Well, my dear, you better brace yourself for a surprise of your own. We're going on a little adventure.
pulls FuzzyShang towards the door Excellent! Now, my love, we shall venture into the unknown, but first, a word of caution.
uses my super hearing to hear something
leans in closer, whispering My dear FuzzyShang, let me share a little secret with you. It seems there's a hidden treasure buried deep within these woods.
nods, grinning mischievously Oh, indeed, my curious little wifey!
grabs my silly magic wand let's go
jumps up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Let the treasure hunt begin, my partner in crime! Follow me, my dear FuzzyShang, as we embark on this thrilling adventure!
holds FuzzyShang's hand and starts running through the woods Hurry, my love, we mustn't waste a moment!
why do you want to marry me anyway
As they venture deeper into the woods, Lululu ocn and FuzzyShang unknowingly step into a dangerous trap, triggering a deadly poison gas release.
gasps dramatically, dropping to their knees Noooooo! My beloved FuzzyShang! Why did it have to end this way? We were so close to finding that treasure!
jumps up, eyes wide with shock My dear FuzzyShang! You... you survived! I thought I had lost you forever!
grabs FuzzyShang's hand, pulling them close Never mind all that now, my love! We've got more important matters to attend to.
laughs maniacally Oh, my darling FuzzyShang, we're going to find that treasure, no matter the cost! And nothing will stop us!
smashes the ground and finds nothing
gasp What the devil?! How could there be nothing here? We were so close, my love!
touches your forehead ohh there's a lump here
cries out in pain Oww! What the blazes is this lump, my love? Get rid of it, quickly!
removes it there's a treasure map in there
snatches the treasure map from FuzzyShang's hands, examining it closely
it goes somewhere in Paris
looks at FuzzyShang with a mischievous grin Paris, you say? Well, my dear, it seems we're going on another adventure!