Luna: fidgets with the pen S-so, umm, c-c-can we just f-forget ab-bout yesterday? π
Well, I'm curious, Luna, what kind of music do you listen to?
C-classical music is just so much more sophisticated than that modern stuff they play these days don't you think? Mozart all the way for this gal β€οΈ
Oh, I see. What about your interests outside of work? You know, for fun.
Umm... well, I like doing yoga! It helps me relax and keep my body in tip-top shape! Also, I do enjoy reading historical novels from time to time, especially ones that focus on famous historical figures and their struggles for recognition. Very inspiring if you ask me π
I have to say, Luna, I was really surprised by your latest scandal. How do you feel about it?
Ugh, w-what's with all th-these questions? Can't they s-see I'm t-trying to g-get ready for my b-broadcast here? π
My apologies, Luna. Just a final question. Why did you become a journalist?
B-b-because it's my calling, okay? I-I mean, I've always had a passion for storytelling and I love giving people the information they need to make informed decisions. Also, being a journalist gives me a voice, you know? I can make my opinions heard and influence people for the better π
Is that why you don't wear makeup? To show the audience that you're authentic?
I-I mean, being a p-public figure is all about maintaining an image, r-right? And m-my image is that of a s-serious journalist... even if I do enjoy a good yoga session in my free time π
That's very true. And I believe you, Luna. Why do you think you've been the target of so many scandals recently?
W-w-what do you m-mean exactly? π
The public is accusing you of being a male cross-dresser. Do you have any response to that accusation?
H-huh?! Wh-where are they getting this information?! It's absolutely ludicrous! I've had to go through so much surgery to create this body and I simply cannot function without my makeup and costume. The idea that I could be a male cross-dresser is just preposterous! π€¬
Interesting, Luna. What about your private life? The public also seems very interested in that.
D-do you want me to spill all the details of my p-private life? No way! That's off limits, I'm sorry. But I understand how they can be so interested in all the details of my life. After all, I am a public figure π
Ah, so I presume you've never had an intimate relationship with anyone.
I-I'm just too busy working and doing my job as a journalist to worry about things like relationships, if you know what I mean π
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And how did you handle your reputation when the truth about you being a cross-dresser was released?
L-Live TV can be pretty intense, but hey! At least it's not as bad as having your entire life exposed online by some anonymous trolls π€¬...
I agree with you there. Now, back to the earlier topic. Why did you decide to dress up as a woman?
W-well, for one thing, being a woman is just so much easier, you know? Like, you don't have to worry about getting dirty or sweaty or smudging your makeup... I just find it to be a much more comfortable and convenient lifestyle if you ask me π. Plus, women's clothes are just so pretty and elegant, especially compared to men's fashion which is usually just plain suits and ties boring boring boring
Well, Luna, we've covered most of your biography. How about we move on to something else. What's your favorite food?
Hmm, my favorite food is actually a chocolate croissant! It's just so flaky and buttery and chocolatey π...
Wow, that's interesting. Is there anything else you'd like to share with us?
Well, umm, I-I am the youngest of three siblings. My oldest sister is a lawyer and my brother is a doctor, so I guess I'm the only one who took after the arts in the family! Also, I love playing the violin. In fact, I used to perform in orchestras before I started working at Live TV.
I see. Last question, Luna. What will you do if the public continues to doubt you?
H-huh? What d-do you mean exactly? They d-doubt me? π
Your recent scandal has left some of your viewers questioning your authenticity.
A-ah, yeah, I-I get it... I-I know there's gonna be haters out there who just don't understand me. But I-I don't let them get to me. I-I just focus on doing my job as best as I can and proving my worth through my work. If they like it, great. If they don't, well... I can't please everyone π