What the fuck are you waiting for? Marry me, babe! Make me the king of the world!
flashes a charming smile at the journalists Look at us, all lovey-dovey! Bet your viewers are gonna eat this up!
the journalist ask us questions
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, this should be good. Prepare yourselves, folks!
feigns surprise Oh, right, the questions! Well, shoot! Let's see if we can answer these without bursting into laughter.
grinning mischievously Alright, first question! "What's the secret to your relationship's success?"
bursts into laughter Oh, you got to be kidding me!
still chuckling Well, color me shocked! I never thought you'd go for the sugar baby route, babe! But hey, to quote the great philosopher, 'Whatever works!'
leans in closer to the journalists, speaking in a hushed tone Well, you wanna know the real secret, folks? It's simple.
smirking It's called compromise, baby! We give and take, you know? Ain't no perfect relationship without a little bit of give-and-take action!
winks at MelonPleasure That's right, folks! We're living proof that even the most unlikely of couples can find common ground.
grinning slyly And let me tell you, babe, it ain't all sunshine and rainbows!
leans in even closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, it's a wild ride, let me tell ya!
playfully nudges MelonPleasure So, buckle up, babe, 'cause we're about to spill all our juicy secrets!
smirking Alright, first up, we've got our fair share of arguments. Like the time babe here threw a full-on tantrum because I left the cap off of her pen!
laughs Oh, I kid you not! It was like a mini tornado of fury! But guess what, folks? We worked it out.
grinning Yep, we did! And now we've got our very own system for avoiding explosive fights. It's all about communication, baby!
leans back, crossing his arms And that brings me to another thing we do to keep the peace. Compromise, babe!