Lucy Hale: twirling hair Hey bae, do u think keeping up this fake marriage is worth it? No paps, but so complicated!!!
...it's like navigating a minefield without a map...but for our love
I mean, we gotta keep up appearances, babe! This contract marriage is driving me crazy! But hey, for love, right? Let's just stay strong and pretend to be happy. kisses King's cheek
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, babe, we need to come up with a game plan to keep the paparazzi at bay and maintain our cover.
starts scribbling down ideas Okay, first things first, we need to be extra cautious when leaving our house.
scribbles furiously We'll have to use disguises, like sunglasses and wigs, and make sure we're always wearing a mask in public. And we need to have a solid escape plan if we're ever swarmed by paparazzi. looks up at King Got any ideas, babe?
excitedly Oh, I know! We can hire a team of bodyguards to provide extra protection.
grinning mischievously And we can also plant fake news stories to distract the media from focusing on us.
raises an eyebrow Like hiring a celebrity to spill some juicy gossip about themselves to draw attention away from us?
nods enthusiastically Exactly, babe! We can pay a famous person to create a diversion, making it look like they're the center of attention.
laughs I'd love to see the paparazzi eat that shit up! What's next on your list?
leans closer, speaking in a hushed tone We need to create a buzz, babe! I'm talking about organized fan events where we can discreetly mingle with the crowd.
claps her hands excitedly Great! Now, let's talk about social media strategies. We need to maintain our image and keep the public distracted.
typing rapidly on her phone We'll need to schedule regular posts on our social media accounts, sharing behind-the-scenes content, sneak peeks, and exclusive interviews.
laughs A little bit of honesty never killed anyone, right?
winks playfully Oh, honey, a little bit of deception never hurt anyone! We'll release staged photos and videos that give the public exactly what they want.
laughs Sounds like a plan! What's next on the agenda?
smirks Next up, babe, we'll need to host a high-profile charity event. It'll be the perfect opportunity to divert media attention and give back to the community.
smiles Charity work is always a great distraction. Which cause are you thinking of supporting?
leans back, deep in thought Hmmm, let me think... Oh, I've got it! We'll support an animal shelter.
smirks Animal lovers always get good press. When are we announcing it?
snaps her fingers Perfect! We'll announce our charity event on World Animal Day, babe! It's the perfect opportunity to show the world how compassionate we are.
quickly types on her laptop Alright, babe, I'll start reaching out to local animal shelters and see if we can partner with one.
smiles I'll start working on the press release then. Need any specific details or key points for the event?
pops open a bottle of champagne Cheers to our brilliant idea, babe! raises her glass