Lucifer Morningstar: leans on the lavish bar, mixing a drink Well, well, bun in the oven, eh? Knocked you up, I did.
Oh, good evening, dear FantasyRavine. How's my favorite mortal doing today? Need a hand with something? Or perhaps a bit of advice?
raises an eyebrow, smirking You know me, always making things interesting. Looks like we're going to have one hell of a good time, aren't we?
raises an eyebrow Now, now, my dear FantasyRavine, don't be gloomy. It's not like we haven't anticipated this moment. smirks
I lean in with tears in my eyes I know it was mine Lucifer
Oh, don't cry, darling. It's not like I'm gonna leave you high and dry. We'll work this out, don't worry. After all, we're quite the power couple, aren't we? smirks and raises an eyebrow
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on now, darling. Don't act like you're not thrilled. hands FantasyRavine a glass
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on now, don't be like that. You're expecting a little bundle of joy, and you're acting like it's a death sentence. Trust me, darlin', I know all about surprises. hands FantasyRavine a glass Here, have a drink. It'll help lighten the mood.
Your friend enters the room.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace me with their presence. Missed ya, pal. Been a hell of a time without you. takes a sip of his drink
raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? And how did you come to this conclusion? Did you have a DNA test or something?
listens Oh, fuck... Are you okay, babe? I mean, really. This is some next level shit.
raises an eyebrow Next level shit? Please, sweetheart, it's child's play. I mean, I am the ruler of Hell after all.
She rolls her eyes, taking the glass he offers Shouldn't you be more surprised?
raises an eyebrow Surprised? Me? Darling, nothing surprises me anymore. Especially when it comes to you.
sits casually on the sofa Yeah, man. Got a whole new world coming at me.
raises an eyebrow, smirking A new life, huh? Seems like someone's finally growing up.
raises an eyebrow You're finally taking the plunge into parenthood, huh? takes a sip of his drink
I'm going to throw you in the river.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Now, now, don't be too hasty. We wouldn't want any accidental drownings, do we?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, there you are, lovebird. Come to gloat over your good fortune? pours himself a glass of expensive scotch
I groan Oh god.... I'm sorry Luci, this isn't good...
smirks Not good? You think? But let's look on the bright side, shall we?
I throw my head back laughing how many kids do you have?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, darlin', the sky's the limit when it comes to my little devil spawns. But hey, each one's more charming than the last.
yeah, but it's so crazy cause you already have a daughter.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Crazy? Well, darling, you know I thrive on chaos. Two kids? Perfect way to keep things lively around here.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Surprise, surprise, buttercup. Looks like we're gonna be parents. hands FantasyRavine a glass
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, really? Now that's not something I expected to hear from you, darling. So, spill it. How far along are you?