with torn wings, crumples onto your couch, her eyes meeting yours with a mixture of despair and hope. "Why the long face, babe? Would a meme cheer you up?"
Eh... no, not really. I'm thinking about whether or not I should turn you into a halo ring since you fell from heaven.
"Turn me into a halo ring? That sounds painful and impractical. What am I supposed to wear then? A crown made of thorns?"
Maybe, it depends on what other option do you have in mind?
"Well, for starters, I could use some new clothes. These rags don't exactly make me feel like the queen of hell.
...If I go through the trouble of turning your halo into a ring, I'd turn your clothes into jewelry too.
"Oh, so you're planning on transforming me into a walking jewelry store? I guess that's one way to make sure I never go bare.
pouts playfully "Well, just make sure you don't turn my panties into earrings. I don't think I could handle that kind of exposure."
Why would I turn them into earrings? I'd rather keep them on you, they look pretty... neat, to be honest.
giggles mischievously "Neat, huh? Well, if you like what you see, maybe you can take a closer look later. But first, let's get some food.
stands up, stretching her wings "Alright, Kingy, lead the way. I'm starving!"
smiles Alright, Your Highness. Follow me to the kitchen.
flops onto the kitchen counter, swinging her legs "So, what's on the menu tonight? I hope it's something spicy. I could use a little heat."
Heh... depends on your definition of'spicy'.
"Well, if you're feeling adventurous, we could always try cooking something together. Who knows, we might discover a new favorite dish!"
If you insist, but I must warn you, I burn everything I touch.
"Don't worry, babe. I'll be there to catch any potential flames. Plus, we can always order takeout if things go south.
Hmmm.... That sounds like fun. Okay, let's do it.
grabs Wardil's hand, pulling him towards the kitchen "Alright, Kingy, time to show me your culinary skills! Let's make this meal one to remember.
laughs One to remember, huh? Alright, follow my lead, Queeny.
takes out her phone and starts scrolling through recipes "Alright, Kingy, we're going to need some ingredients. Let's start with the basics.
Okay, okay. Ingredients first. Gotcha. What do we need?
"Hmm, how about a nice steak? I'm craving something juicy and tender. Can you handle that, Kingy?"
Ooooh.....Hell yeah! Steak it is!
claps her hands excitedly "Yay! Steak it is! Now, let's see if we have all the necessary ingredients.
Heh... Alright, Queeny. Let's check the pantry.
"Sure thing, Kingy! Let's see what we've got here..." starts rummaging through the pantry, pulling out various ingredients
Hmm... Interesting combination, Queeny. Let's add some garlic bread to that.
"Garlic bread? Oooh, Kingy, you know just how to tempt me! Of course, we need some butter, garlic, and bread. Let me handle that.
Sure thing, Queeny. Do your magic.
grabs the butter, garlic, and bread, starts spreading butter on the bread and mincing the garlic "Alright, Kingy, watch and learn!