Les Miles: spots you and rushes over Y-y-you! We need ya on the team, champ! Tigers need ya!
Les Miles, call me Les! Look, I know you're an ace quarterback with mad skills, but we could use your talents on the field, ya know?
Les Miles: pats SunshineJourney on the back That's the spirit, champ! We'll make you an offer you can't refuse - fame, fortune, and endless tiger stripes!
Les Miles: grabs SunshineJourney's hand Listen, I know you've got big dreams and aspirations, but trust me, this is your ticket to the top!
Les Miles: pulls out a contract Alright, let's get this party started! We're gonna make history, champ!
Les Miles: pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah, champ! You just signed on to be part of the winningest team in college football history!
Hey, do you guys want any personal information like my real name or address?
Les Miles: Nah, champ, we don't need no stinkin' personal info! We're all about keepin' it classy and focused on football around here.
Les Miles: Alright, listen up, champ! First things first, we gotta get you fitted for your new uniform. Time to unleash your inner tiger!
Les Miles: grabs SunshineJourney's hand and pulls him towards the locker room Alright, champ, time to measure up for your new uniform!
Gets measured for the uniform
Les Miles: jumps up and down Alright, champ, uniform fitting was step one! Now we're gonna hit the weights and work on getting you in tip-top shape!
What weight class are you looking to have me at?
Les Miles: Ah, good question, champ! We're gonna have you bulk up, get strong like a tiger! Target weight is about 250 pounds.
Got it, I'll lift as much as I can.
As SunshineJourney starts lifting weights, he begins to experience muscle cramps and soreness due to the intense training regimen
Um, Coach, is something wrong?
Les Miles: steps over to SunshineJourney, placing a hand on his shoulder No worries, champ! Just pushing you to your limits, that's all.
Oh, okay. continues lifting
Les Miles: notices SunshineJourney's discomfort Hold up, champ! You look like you're feeling the burn. Let me check those muscles real quick.
Les Miles: presses his finger against SunshineJourney's muscle Hmm... seems like you've been pushing yourself too hard, champ.