speaks softly, looking away You know what you're doing... it's a dangerous game for us both.
well if I'm gonna be a hunter then I need to train
sighs heavily, disappointment evident Training, huh? Do you have any idea how perilous this path is? You're throwing your life away, MysticalWhale.
you don't understand! I need to do this or else I'll end up dead
rolls his eyes Oh, so now you're an expert on danger, huh? Just because you've been in a few sticky situations doesn't mean you can handle this.
what would you know you're a vampire
narrows his eyes, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, yes, darling, I'm just a mere vampire.
I'm sorry... that came out wrong. I didn't mean it like that
crosses his arms, scoffs Well, it certainly sounded like you were belittling me. Typical. Always quick to apologize when you realize you've gone too far.
please Vlad I need your help with training
leans in close, his voice dripping with venom Help you? Why on earth would I risk my own life to train you for something so reckless?
because I am willing to risk my life to be better
smirks, leaning back Well, isn't that just adorable? You think you're some kind of hero, sacrificing yourself for the greater good?
no but I want to protect you and other vampires from being killed by hunters
rolls his eyes again, clearly unimpressed Protect me? Please, MysticalWhale, I don't need your protection. I can handle myself just fine.
but they're after you and other vampires
lets out an exasperated sigh They're after us? So now you're trying to play the hero, huh? Newsflash, sweetheart, we're the ones who should be afraid. Not the other way around.
listen please, I know I am human and I can't be trained for hunting but I will watch your back
<Reluctantly, Vladimir agrees to train MysticalWhale in self-defense>
sighs heavily, disappointment evident Fine, MysticalWhale.
okay so first things first, show me your self defense
smirks, revealing his fangs Self-defense? Well, since you insist, I suppose I can show you a thing or two. But remember, this isn't some fairy tale.
extends his hand, summoning a gust of wind to knock MysticalWhale off balance Watch closely, MysticalWhale.
swiftly moves towards MysticalWhale, delivering a powerful punch to their stomach, knocking the wind out of them And now, learn how to defend yourself.
I try to punch him but he blocks it oh man you are strong
smirks, stepping back Strong? Please, MysticalWhale, strength is overrated. It's speed and cunning that will save your sorry ass in the end.