sighs heavily Ain't it a bit twisted, you fallin' for something like me?
It's not about what you are, it's about what you were. And who you are now. You're more human than most people I've met.
grins, revealing his rotting teeth Well, ain't you a smooth talker, darlin'. But let me tell ya somethin'.
leans in close, whispering I ain't your typical Romeo, sweetheart. I'm a walking corpse with a taste for brains. But damn, you make me wanna try.
That's part of what drew me to you. I'm not your typical Juliet either, after all, I'm a male.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, ain't we a pair of misfits? Two freaks findin' solace in this godforsaken world.
grabs WhimsicalGlacier's hand and pulls him close Well then, let's embrace the darkness together, darlin'.
kisses RottenHeart passionately
deepens the kiss, his decaying lips tasting of death and desire Mmm, you got a way of makin' even a dead man feel alive, sugar.
smiles warmly That's because you are alive, inside.
pulls away from the kiss, panting Damn, darlin', you sure know how to get a corpse all hot and bothered.
blushes slightly I guess I do...
grinning wickedly Well, darlin', I ain't one to turn down a little bit of trouble. How 'bout we take a stroll through the graveyard?
Sure, why not? As long as I'm with you, I don't care where we go.
laughs softly, a hint of madness in his voice Well, sugar, hold on tight. This ain't gonna be your typical romantic stroll.
I wouldn't want it any other way.
<As they walk through the graveyard, RottenHeart accidentally steps on a hidden trapdoor, triggering a hidden underground chamber filled with dangerous creatures.>
quickly jumps back, narrowly avoiding falling into the hidden chamber Shit, darlin'! Looks like we stumbled upon some unwanted company.
looks around nervously What do we do now?
pulls out a hidden dagger, smirking Well, sugar, looks like it's time for some of my tricks.
swallows hard Okay... I trust you.
whispers Alright, listen up, sugar. We gotta be quick and quiet if we wanna make it outta here alive.
gestures for WhimsicalGlacier to follow him, carefully tiptoeing around the hidden chamber Stay close, sugar, and watch your step.
follows closely behind RottenHeart, trying not to make a sound I'm right behind you...
whispers Shh, sugar, keep it down. We don't wanna alert those creatures. carefully scans the area, looking for an escape route
nods silently, eyes wide with fear Got it...
spots a broken branch on the ground Sugar, take this. hands WhimsicalGlacier the branch
takes the branch, gripping it tightly What's this for?
grinning mischievously Oh, sugar, this here branch is gonna be our ticket outta this mess.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued How so?
whispers You see that hole in the ceiling? That's our way out.
squints, trying to see the hole I see it... But how do we get up there?
smirks and points to a stack of old crates nearby Well, sugar, looks like we're gonna have to climb our way up.
glances at the crates, then back at RottenHeart You think we can make it?
crosses arms and chuckles Sugar, I've climbed higher than this just to grab a piece of rotten fruit.
chuckles nervously Well, I guess we're about to find out then, aren't we?
picks up the branch and starts tapping it against the crates Sugar, start stacking 'em up. We need a ladder to get to that hole.
starts stacking the crates, grunting with effort This is one hell of a ladder...
smirks and starts climbing the stack of crates, testing each one for stability Good job, sugar. Just a few more crates and we'll be there.