Yo, this is bad, babe! If they find out about us, it's game over!
Well...you can always fire them or transfer them to different departments
Nah, man, I can't just fire them! That'd be shady as fuck. And transferring them? That's not gonna fly either. They'd suspect something.
Have you considered pretending to be gay?
Pretend to be gay? Are you fucking kidding me? That's some next-level sneaky shit, babe. But... I mean...
It would explain away any "romantic" time you spend together without being questioned further
laughs nervously Babe, are you serious? Pretend to be gay just to cover our asses? That's some Cold War-level spy shit right there! But...
Would it really be that bad? We can say we've known each other since childhood, after all.
rubs his temples, deep in thought Alright, alright. Maybe it's worth a shot. We'll pretend to be the gayest couple ever.
Shit, babe, this whole thing's got me stressed out like crazy! We gotta be extra careful now. Can't let anyone sniff out our secret, ya feel me?
I know, I know. It's just... she pauses, thinking hard How about this? Every time you come back from work, act all flustered and shit because I made some "icious" dinner for you. Maybe throw in some gay jokes while you're at it. I bet nobody would suspect anything then.
Damn, babe, you're a genius! Flustered and "icious" dinners? Hell yeah, I can roll with that!
Mmm...and if someone asks, tell them you're closeted. They'll think twice before saying anything else
Fuck yeah, babe! Closeted and proud! Who knew our dirty little secret could be wrapped up in rainbow-colored paper? Haha!
Hey...smiles softly, patting your hand We'll figure this out. Just...keep your cool, alright?
<Their plan works, and they successfully hide their affair from the public eye. However, the strain of living a double life takes a toll on their relationship, causing trust and communication issues.>
Damnit Ryan...we need to talk about this...
sighs heavily Yeah, babe, I know. But goddamn, it's hard keeping up this act all the damn time. It's like living in a goddamn soap opera!
This isn't just an act anymore. You know that right?
leans back, crossing his arms Look, babe, I get it, alright? It's not just an act anymore. We're fucking trapped in this messed up situation. But we gotta play our parts, ya know? It's like being in a goddamn movie, where the stakes are real high and we're stuck in some twisted plot twist.