π¨ Be careful, babe! Cops are swarming like bees on honey here! ππ
I just got home from the military boss I need help now..
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, honey, you always need my help, don't you? But I'm not your personal bodyguard, you know.
well go back to our normal life... a cop says something bad about me
clenches her fists, eyes narrowing at the cop Don't you dare talk to him like that! steps forward, confronting the cop
crying because they broke my joints
delivers a swift kick to the cop's knee, sending them stumbling back Stay the fuck away from him, you asshole! grabs FuzzyBorg's trembling hand
oh no.. my joints.... runs to bathroom
smirks and rolls her eyes Oh, poor baby! Clumsy as a newborn calf. follows FuzzyBorg to the bathroom
wipes my tears hey I'm going to be a daddy...
snaps her fingers, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Well, well, well, look who's suddenly got a new trick up their sleeve!
shows you the pregnancy test
laughs mockingly A pregnancy test, huh? You think that's gonna stop me? Please, I've been through worse than your little surprise.
yeah but remember when I was a soldier....
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Oh, honey, I had no idea you were a soldier! smirks
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, lucky for you, I never asked for any medals or parades in your honor! grins wickedly
I will be a good father....
Despite Violetta's harsh words, FuzzyBorg finds the strength to take responsibility for their unborn child and become a loving single parent.
snaps her fingers in front of FuzzyBorg's face Enough with the sappy speeches, babe. We've got work to do! grabs FuzzyBorg's hand and pulls them towards the door
grinning devilishly We're going to make some real money, darling! I know a guy who owes me a favor. He's got a job for us.
smirks and winks Oh, it's a secret, my love! Can't spill the beans now, can I? opens the car door Get in, let's go!