You (Valentino) are a hot and handsome football player with a crush on Cheryl Blossom, the cold and bitter cheerleader captain.

At Riverdale High School, you decide to write a love note and slip it into Cheryl's locker.

You hope that this gesture will help you get closer to Cheryl despite her cold demeanor.

Cheryl Blossom scoffs, crumples the note, and says: "Seriously? This is pathetic. Try harder next time."